Shit Show
RoastMasterV2: I am so so sorry for my behavior the other day
RoastMasterV2: especially to Scott and Marcel idk what was wrong with me I was just upset and I should NOT have taken it out on you two
RoastMasterV2: I feel so bad
Four07: it's okay Evan, I get it
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: now that you mention it
Four07: David stfu he didn't mean it
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: but it was still rude
RoastMasterV2: it's fine Scott, what I said was super bad
Four07: and you said it to me, not David, and I forgive you, so don't worry about it
Moo: exactly, like I don't think what you said was okay, but I don't know the full circumstances and it's not my decision to forgive you
BasicallyIDoWrk: Evan it's completely fine, after all the shit this chat has put you through, you deserve a couple of dick moments. Besides, ur user is RoastMaster after all
BasicallyIDoWrk: it's totally fine, Evan, don't stress about it, okay?
Four07: yo lets celebrate Evans birthday today????
RoastMasterV2: I don't deserve a celebration after what I said
Lui: don't say that Evan
CheeseMeFather: of course u deserve a celebration
SuniDey: yea let's go get u ur sushi and have a good time
BirthingCoach: I don't have to go if u don't want me to babe
RoastMasterV2: no u need to come, it's for my birthday
RoastMasterV2: I still don't think I deserve it, but I guess it's never a bad time to get sushi so let's go
WildHoe: tbh I've had the cake at my place for the past two days and it's a miracle John has yet to eat it
Zoyrk: how dare u think so lowly of me I'm a great person I don't deserve this
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RoastMasterV2: omg I know I rly didn't want to celebrate my birthday at first but that was fucking GREAT
FuckBoi: ikr
FuckBoi: did you see Jordan dancing on the table?
Four07: or David trying to pole dance at the stop sign??????
Moo: that was awesome tbh
BasicallyIDoWrk: how did we manage to go to three separate places for drinks and not lose anyone
SuniDey: didn't we lose Craig for like half an hour
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: yea but he was just crying in the restroom which honestly is a mood
RoastMasterV2: yea that was really relatable
BirthingCoach: but realistically how did we NOT get kicked out of anywhere?
RoastMasterV2: because everywhere we went was boring as hell until we got there
Zoyrk: we were literally a group of fourteen people laughing and joking around, ordering a ridiculous amount of chicken wings and French fries
Zoyrk: people were literally walking in just so they could see what we were celebrating
Zoyrk: they kept cheering on Scott and David as they made out XD
RoastMasterV2: that party was the best one I've ever been to tbh
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: it was LIT
Four07: never say that again
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: it was L I T
Four07: wtf???????
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: L I T
Four07: blocked and reported
WildHoe: when ur boyfriend blocks you
Zoyrk: can't relate
BirthingCoach: if they block you after you broke up does it still count cuz same
Moo: I'd say relatable but I can't relate
BasicallyIDoWrk: it does sound like it could be relatable in all honesty
Terroriser: wait I just realized something
CheeseMeFather: ?????
Terroriser: when the hell did Evan unblock Jon?????????
Four07: that's a good question right there
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: yea that is actually
FuckBoi: ^^^^^
BirthingCoach: yea when did you unblock me?
RoastMasterV2: shit I'm being called out gotta blast
Terroriser: nope can't get out of this one
RoastMasterV2: fine I unblocked him a day after I blocked him alright fucking sue me I'm weak
Moo: holy shit ur so nice
RoastMasterV2: bitch fight me
WildHoe: how are you so pure and genuine????????
BirthingCoach: I don't think he's all that pure
RoastMasterV2: yea idk where ur getting pure from
WildHoe: I love this
WildHoe: everyone is just so happy rn and it's great
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Now showing private messages between Legiqn and FuckBoi
Legiqn: you didn't do anything when Evan was at your place right? After you picked him up from the hospital?
FuckBoi: ofc not he has a bf and I have a bf he's just my friend also weren't you there?
Legiqn: you two were still up when I went to bed
Legiqn: also it doesn't matter if he has a bf because he's still your ex
FuckBoi: he broke up with me
Legiqn: exactly so I don't want you crawling back to him
Legiqn: he had his chance
Legiqn: you're mine now, got it?
FuckBoi: babe I'm not an object
Legiqn: got it?
FuckBoi: .....
FuckBoi: yes
Legiqn: yes what?
FuckBoi: yes daddy, I'm yours
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