❝ You're so hot I'm gonna punch you in the face ❞
❝ And they say romance is dead ❞
In which the Avengers accidentally add a random number to their group chat and the man of iron falls for the chat troll.
( TONY STARK )
(Group chat and rea...
Paper Ma-Shay; It's so hot. So so hot. Oh my god I'm melting.
Lex; Sucks to be you.
Paper Ma-Shay; Alexa!
Lex; Well it's true. You have to be under the sun the whole day while Bria and I are in air conditioned rooms.
Bee; Find a tree or something. The shade will keep you cool.
Paper Ma-Shay; Trees somewhat help. But it's too hot.
Lex; You're messaging us so I assume that you're on a break.
Paper Ma-Shay; No. I'm out in public breaking character as I use my phone.
Lex; Great. I've always said Disney characters should have phones to communicate with their friends.
Bee; No! Last thing this world needs are hipster Disney characters.
Lex; Are you seriously going to tell me that Cinderella doesn't look great like this?
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Paper Ma-Shay; Nice.
Lex; What about this?
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Paper Ma-Shay; I can only imagine how Aladdin looks like.
Bee; Alexa, please stop.
Lex;
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Paper Ma-Shay; Woah.
Bee; Stop. Please.
Lex; Alright, I'll stop.
Bee; Where do you even get those from?
Lex;
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Bee; This has to stop.
Paper Ma-Shay; Wait, aren't you two suppose to be, oh I don't know, teaching?
Bee; Done for the day.
Lex; My kids left an hour ago.
Paper Ma-Shay; What? School is out already? I didn't even see the time.
Bee; Are you cooled down? No risk of heat stroke?
Paper Ma-Shay; I'm fine. Thing is I have to go back out there in ten minutes.
Bee; You have to make people smile.
Lex; Gotta go out there with the Mad Hatter and creep up behind the villains and yell "Mufasa!"
Paper Ma-Shay; I'll probably go team up with Peter Pan and Wendy Darling and mess with Maleficent.
Bee; What a life. Even though you've been working at Disneyland for three years, I still find it amusing when you say things like that. "Oh hey, let's go see Tinker Bell and play catch with Eeyore"
