Talk and Short Questions Part 1

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Author's Note: Sorry for not updating for awhile I had a problem and Vacation IRL. I decided to update this cause, well It's fun for me to write. =)

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(Group chat)

Revali: Sigh

Mipha: You're back I was worried for you

Revali: I appreciate it

Daruk: S'up Birdie

Revali: don't call me that

Urbosa: I'm here, did you finally get your mortgage?

Revali: Did you finally tell them YOU BURNT DOWN MY HOUSE!?

Urbosa: So, no?

Revali: >=(

(Revali changed Urbosa name into Mipha)

Mipha: Could we now apologize to each other?

Revali: maybeee

Mipha: Not going to.

Link: 0_o There are TWO MIPHAS?!

Daruk: Rev! Change it back! Link just fainted!

Revali: GOOD

Mipha: Revali, that's cruel!

( Revali changed Mipha back into Urbosa)

Urbosa: I agree with Miph

Revali: Well Mipha, at least you know that's your future husband (a let down if you ask me).

Urbosa: 0_0 you just went too far

Daruk: I can sense some anger and this time, it's NOT Urbosa

Mipha: FOR YOUR INFORMATION REVALI! LINK IS FULL OF MANY TALENTS! HE'S KIND, DILIGENT AND FOCUSED! HE CARES FOR HIS FRIENDS AND FOR OUR SAFETY AND YOU KEEP MAKING FUN OF HIM!

Revali: 0_o Remind me never to get on Mipha's bad side ever again..

Urbosa: Alright so is Link ok now, Daruk?

Daruk: Yep he's here

Link: I'm alive

Revali: Okay whatever, but let's answer fun one worded questions

Urbosa: I'm interested

Revali: So basically who's most likely to:

Urbosa: cool

Daruk: let's do this

Revali: I'll start by asking the questions and you guys give me a name of who would do that action or thing

Link: sounds good

Revali: Who's most likely to be single?

Link: Daruk

Urbosa: Daruk

Daruk: Revali

Mipha: Link

Link: Why me?

Mipha: Um, eh heh, we're all single so I just chose

Daruk: I agree with Miph, and yes Urbosa and Link, I am single

Urbosa: called it

Link: you're single too

Urbosa: hm, maybe I am and maybe I'm not

Revali: I'd soil myself if she is actually dating someone o_o

Revali: Most likely to be peeped on?

Link: Urbosa

Daruk: Urbosa

Mipha: Urbosa

Urbosa: Why me? 

Revali: you wear a skirt that looks thin and short on one side

Urbosa: Learn something new everyday; Revali's a pervert

Link: I pretty much knew that just by looking at him

Daruk: XD

Revali: I'm gonna kill you Link!

Link: I'll believe when Urbosa flies

Revali: Moving on, my last question before I switch it to someone else, most likely to sleep with Link?

Daruk: Mipha

Urbosa: definitely Mipha  

Mipha: Wha?! 0///0

Link: 0///0 I feel like these questions are getting me Shipped

Revali: oh? really Link? Then you take a crack at it

TO BE CONTINUED...

Author's Note: Decided to do a two part-er just cause this idea was gonna get longer than I was expecting. let me know what you think in the comments below. Also stay tuned, I will upload the continuation after I published Chapter 14 of Heart and Soul Decision.


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