The Link Puns

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Author's Note: Group chat number 6! this far in such a short time. This ones gonna be fun for everyone.I want to thank everyone who has: read, comment, vote; it means a lot, thank you guys.

(Group chat)

Urbosa: Anyone on?

Revali: hmph, I'm here

Urbosa: somebody other than Revali?

Mipha: Present

Daruk: hello

Urbosa: where's Link?

Revali: probably died in a hole

Mipha: >=(

Urbosa: probably anywhere but that

Revali: oh, puh-lease you know I'm right

Mipha: Cut it out, Revali!

Revali: I bet he's on here, he's just keeping quiet

Urbosa: that's more accurate

Revali: Hey Mipha! Look what I have!

Revali: Hey Mipha! Look what I have!

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Mipha: 0///0 Wha-ha-how wait what?

Urbosa: that's adorable, Mipha I didn't know you guys hanged out

Daruk: Little guy seems pretty lucky

Mipha: 0///0 Wait what?! 

Urbosa: It's okay Mipha, you can admit it

Mipha: Fine, I took a walk and Link joined me. I just have one question though..

Daruk: yeah?

Mipha: I remember feeling like I was being watched, Revali were you the weird presence up in the tree?

Revali: I just happened to be near that area and saw you guys so I took a picture

Urbosa: In other words he stalked you.

Revali: I did not! 

Daruk: Little guy's definitely not on the chat guys

Mipha: Really?!

Urbosa: cool

Revali: Finally I can ask this question. Mipha why were you measuring Link the other day?

Mipha: well-I-um-well..

(Zelda has joined the group chat)

Zelda: Revali stop poking at Mipha!

Daruk: Princess?!

Urbosa: 0_0

Revali: How in hel- I mean how did you get on here?

Mipha: I invited her on the chat^^

Urbosa: >.< This isn't going to end well

Zelda: What's wrong?

Urbosa: N-nothing at all

Zelda: Is Link on here?

Mipha: -_- Why do you ask?

Zelda: I'm just curious Mipha

Revali: Yeah, Link lost the 'link to the past' group chats XD

Urbosa: That's not all! he lost the 'link' to the group chat XD

Mipha: We don't know where he is, we're guessing that he's 'linked' in between worlds XD

Daruk: Who knows if he'll ever find the 'link' XD

Zelda: Maybe he is 'linked' to the group chat

Revali: I don't think so but he and Mipha are 'linked' together

Urbosa: Really? I wouldn't have 'linked' those two together!

Zelda: 0_0 What?

Mipha: We're all 'linked' to him Revali! not just me

Revali: Yep, he's the weakest 'link' to the team XD

Urbosa: Yeah I mean, there isn't even a 'link'

Daruk: You could even call it 'link-less'

Link: -_- cut it out before I chain you to a tree

Urbosa: oh? you're alive

Revali: Did you mean before I 'link' you to a tree?

Link: >=(

Author's Note: I hoped this was an interesting one. I got pretty creative for this one. I put in two references for the puns. Can you guess what the two references are? kudos to whoever can figure it out. 

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