Welcome Back Hoes! Get ready for this one, cause I'm actually gonna probably most likely have a plot for this one!!!
Should this book have titles.. like quotes for the chapter, or should it just be 1-whenever it ends??
I hope this is a good start
Eddie; hello?
Bev; yes??
Eddie; what's happening
Bev; with what??
Eddie; you know with what!
Bev; I absolutely have no clue
Eddie; yes you fucking do
Bev; nope. No idea what your talking about
Eddie; you're*
Eddie; also, yes you do
Bev; maybe you can explain what you're talking about
Eddie; I'm talking about Stan and Richies fight
Bev; what makes you think I know anything about that
Eddie; cause u get in everyone's business like it's your job
Bev; *gasp* that's because it is
Eddie; just tell me what the fight is about!
Eddie; they are my best friends and they aren't talking to me
Bev; first of all, rude. second of all, I'm under oath not to tell anyone
Bev; I'm sorry babe
Eddie; oh no no no don't 'babe' me, missy
Bev; I can tell you
Eddie; really!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!
Bev; but then Richie would never talk to me or you again.
Bev; same with Stan.
Eddie; you're cruel Marsh
Bev; yeah, I get that a lot
Eddie; I will find out.
Eddie; and when I do
Bev; if you do*
Eddie; I'll come back to you and say "ha!" Right in yo face
Bev; I don't think you will
Eddie; yeah, if they won't even tell me, if it's really bad, I probably won't
Bev; don't worry it'll work out
Eddie; are you the only one who knows?
Bev; bill was brought into it for a little while, but he really didn't have anything to say about the matter.
Eddie; that's not fair!!!! They don't even like him!
Bev; THATS NOT TRUE EDWARD!
Eddie; I know, I'm just upset that they won't talk to me.
Bev; yeah, but you'll live.
Eddie; false
Bev; no, I'm right.
Eddie; you're wrong
Bev; right*
Eddie; nah
Bev; yah
Eddie; nah
Bev; welp, sucks for you if u believe that
Eddie; I'm already feeling the life being sucked out of me
Eddie; Bev, if I don't make it, tell my mom that he lasagna wasn't fully ... cooked the last time she *struggles for air* made it. *collapses on ground*
Bev; oh my goodness hahaha
Eddie; but for real, if I don't make it, tell everyone that I love them. And don't let my mom cry too much, you know how she can be.
Bev; haha yeah. Lol
Bev; I'll be sure to tell them.
Eddie; thanks bevvy. This is why I love you.
Eddie; BUT PLEASE TELL ME!!!!!!
Bev; OH MY GOD, NO!
Eddie; fuck you
Bev; fuck you too bitch
Eddie; kiss my ass bitch, mother fucker
Bev; hahahahahahaha
Eddie; but he warned, the next time I see you, I'm going to attack
Bev; I wouldnt expect anything less
Eddie; you wouldn't?
Bev; ofc not
Eddie; aww!
Eddie; night Bev, love you
Bev; g'night Eddie. <3
a/n hey. Did u like?
Wanna know what stan and Richie are fighting about? Lmk
Cause like it's spicy.
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RandomEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}
