iMessage- Reddie ☼

Swipe right 05

Peach Pit- Peach Pit

Bill; so..

Mike; yeah..

Ben; this is awkward..

Bev; bill I'm pissed at you rn

Bill; I thought they knew

Stan; well I convinced Richie not to tell anyone else

Mike; wait- this means—

Ben; which one of us called it?

Mike; I think it was me

Ben; stan!!! Are you gay too???

Stan; no, lol.

Ben; liez

Stan; why did you ask?

Mike; cause he thought you were... lol

Ben; and then I said "wait what if Stan and Richie are dating"

Mike; it was a whole thing, you had to have been there

Bill; I'm so confused. Why didn't richie tell them

Bill; does Eddie know too?

Bev; no, dipshit. Remember we agreed not to tell Eddie

Ben; why aren't we telling Eddie?

Mike; omgggg does Richie like Eddie!?!?!

Stan; no, he's going on a date with some college guy later

Bev; what?!

Bill; stan thinks Eddie is homophobic

Stan; well now, I have proof. Cause Richie told me him and Eddie were talking and they were "swapping secrets"

Stan; and eddies was talking about Henry and Patrick in exchange for his thing

Stan; but then Eddie made a disgusting and rude comment about Henry and Patrick and Richie said yup nvrmnd

Bill; aww but they are best friends

Stan; Richie said he was bumped down to 3rd best

Bev; what?! Whose number two now???

Stan; you, I think

Ben; woah

Mike; wait, who is he dating,

Stan; idk, all I know is that the dude is like 22

Bev; wtf

Bill; gurlllll

Mike; I got tinder just to see like, who was around me, and for fun

Ben; oh wow

Bev; did u swipe right on me ;)

Mike; you have a tinder!?!?

Bev; lol no

Mike; well every time I matched with someone and they'd message me I would use different personalities

Stan; wow

Ben; how many people hated you?

Mike; all of them

Bev; hahahahaha

Bill; rip you buddy

Stan; that's great

Mike; yeah. But the one where I was being weird as heck the person I was talkin too was super nice and kept laughing at my awful jokes.

Bev; cute

Ben; what was her name

Mike; his name was Nathan

Stan; oh my goodness

Mike; and he was hot too

Bill; why do I ship it?

Mike; but there was a girl I was talking too and she was like"I'm looking for a sugar daddy"

Ben; Oof

Mike; and I said "well then your looking in the right direction"

Bill; hahaha

Bev; wtf what did she say

Mike; she was being hecking gross so I was being hecking gross, honestly you don't want me to tell you

Stan; oh my goodness hahah

Bill; ded

Ben; gotta blast, cause, like, I'm tired asf

Bev; can relate, much same

Mike; nighty night