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melsantiago
what time are we meeting at the flower shop

tomholland2013
2:30 i think

melsantiago
cool

melsantiago
which flower produces the most pollen

tomholland2013
uhh my botanical knowledge is limited

tomholland2013
why

melsantiago
because june is allergic to pollen and i want her eyes to be red and watering all up in that bitch

tomholland2013
are you...trying to sabotage the wedding by giving your best friend allergies

melsantiago
sniff sniff bitch

tomholland2013
is this because she betrayed your trust and broke your scared bond of kinship

melsantiago
nah

melsantiago
she canceled my order for an albino bear

tomholland2013
you know i think maybe seb and june just want a quiet celebration with their family and friends to celebrate their love and cherish one another

melsantiago
lame

melsantiago
now imagine if the ring bearer was an actual bear

melsantiago
i even picked white so it would match what more do they want

tomholland2013
we're really just supposed to help pick out flowers

melsantiago
but we could spend that money on a fog machine or a t-shirt gun

tomholland2013
i hear what you're saying

tomholland2013
and i am terrified by it

melsantiago
listen as maid of honor i'm allowed a certain amount of input

melsantiago
and i just don't think i'm receiving the amount of input i deserve

tomholland2013
because june won't let you roller skate down the aisle or whatever?

melsantiago
hey how did you know about that one i didn't tell you

tomholland2013
holy shit i was joking