iMessage- Reddie ☼

We hate him 08

2 hold u- clairo

Richie; why did you ignore me at school today?

Eddie; because

Richie; well Bev said u ignored her and Stan yesterday

Eddie; and?

Richie; what the hell is your problem?

Eddie; everyone! you, stan, Bev, ben, mike, bill. All of you

Richie; okay, and why is that?

Eddie; cause they all know some huge secret you are all hiding from me

Richie; ben and mike know?

Eddie; YES!

Richie; but I made sure not to tell them

Eddie; well someone told them but why won't you tell me

Richie; I want to, I really do.

Eddie; then why won't you?

Richie; because, the way you act, and talk about what I'm hiding, I don't want to tell you.

Eddie; what the hell!!!

Richie; I don't know who told mike and Ben, but I'm serious, if and when I find out they are going to pay.

Eddie; just tell me

Eddie; I promise I'll keep it a secret

Richie; Eds, you know I'd love to, but I just can't tell you. Okay?

Richie; at least not right now.

Eddie; well fuck you

Richie; when and where?

Eddie; ew. Gag. No. Gross. Gay, no no no no

Richie; ... ok then

Eddie; I hope you are joking

Richie; about what?

Eddie; us fucking

Richie; ofc I was joking, I'm seeing someone

Eddie; good, cause to guys fucking is just plain disgusting

Richie; ok, fuck you.

Eddie; what?

Richie; did you ever stop and consider one of your friends might be gay?

Eddie; no lol

Richie; well one of your friends is gay, I'm not saying who. They haven't even come out yet, I just read their texts once, but seriously you're so fucking stupid

Richie; why the hell would you say shit like that.

Eddie; what? Now you're mad at me?

Eddie; omg fuck this. Bye Richie.

Richie; you know what,.?!

Eddie; no, what?

Richie; I'm gay. I'm seeing a guy named Derrick, and he is hot, and he is 22

Richie; so fuck off you asshole

Eddie; wait,.. you're gay?

Richie; yeah, and you're homophobic. Gtfo

Eddie; but-

-Richie to Bev, Stan, Bill-

Richie; ok, which one of you fuckers told mike and Ben about me?

Stan; wasn't me

Bev; it wasn't me

Bill; was me

Richie; bill!

Richie; seriously

Stan; did they tell Eddie?

Richie; no, I did

Bev; what?

Bill; what did he do

Richie; I was literally gonna punch him in the face.

Richie; he was being so homophobic over a joke and then I was like you know what!?.!),&:'s fuck it

Stan; dude

Bill; good for you

Bev; are you okay?

Stan; does he hate us?

Richie; no, we hate him! Got it?

Bev; why?

Richie; cause he doesn't like me for a stupid reason

Richie; you should reduce people down to their sexual preference

Stan; that's true

Bill; I'm sorry dude

Richie; I gotta go.

Bev; wait what's up?

Richie; some one is at my door

Bev; txt me after

Bill; or call

Stan; bro, no one calls anymore, it's super awkward

Bev; ^

Bill; wow, sorry

Richie; umm guys...

Bev; who's at the door?

Stan; it's probably his boyfriend

Stan; he probably forgot he has a date tonight

Bill; or it's aliens

Bev; or it's his great great great great granddaughter from the future here to warm him about a mistake he made that will ruin the future

Richie is typing...