TRUTH OR DARE ☆ NOAH SCHNAPP

TWENTY NINE ; IMESSAGE

TEXTS BETWEEN 'BONER BOI™' AND 'LANA DEL REY 2.0'

boner boi™
you probably hate me
so much

boner boi™
and it's been a week
since the last time we texted

boner boi™
but i miss you and
i'm the biggest jerk ever

boner boi™
so please don't hate
me anymore because
i don't think i want to
go back to my life when you
weren't in it

lana del rey 2.0
I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare

lana del rey 2.0
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much that it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme

lana del rey 2.0
I hate the way you're always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry

lana del rey 2.0
I hate the way you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you
Not even close, not even a
a little bit, not even at all.

boner boi™
10 things i hate about
yOU

lana del rey 2.0
iconic

lana del rey 2.0
i also just thought it was
accurate, because you do
know i never hated you, right?

boner boi™
i know you're not good
with boys and stuff and i'm
clearly not good with girls
but i still need your advice

lana del rey 2.0
oh okay

boner boi™
what if you made a big
mistake and don't know
how to fix it?

lana del rey 2.0
well, how big?

boner boi™
VERY big

lana del rey 2.0
i think you should just tell
emma, noah. idk i'm not good
with this im awful with boys,
clearly

boner boi™
but that's so s c a r y

lana del rey 2.0
truth or dare

boner boi™
dare

lana del rey 2.0
i dare you to confess your
feelings to your crush

boner boi™
okay

boner boi™
i like you, you were
just another person i
thought i would talk to
once and never again. but
the second i saw you, it was
like my life had been flipped.
i've made series if mistakes with
you, ones i wish i could take back.

boner boi™
i've made mistakes that
are so frightening because
i didn't know how much
they would effect you. i'm glad
you don't hate me for those mistakes
because you should. i was too afraid
to admit my own feelings, that i had
never even considered yours. and
i will never forgive myself for that