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"Good Morning,— Wait, what's your name?"


"You motherfucking prick!"


"What?!"


"It's ten in the morning!"


"Yes, b—"


"Ten, fucker! Still ten! You mister are really planning your death."


"Okay, okay, geez, relax!"


"It's too early to be cheery. What had gotten you in that mood?"


"I got a good shag after a loooong time!"


"I feel bad for that girl."


"Ask who Jake Anderson is to anyone in EastVille and you will know how awesome I am."


"Definitely. Your word is the first which appears when I search for awesome in the 'Dick—tionary'."


"Isn't it too early for sarcasm?"


"Isn't it too early to humane?"


"But it's never early to do it. So what say? Wanna do it tonight?"


"I don't want to catch STD."


*Beep* *Beep*


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