Killer mansion ( Creepypasta story )

The Dorito Games: ....not even...

Sally: *first to recover* sooooooo. any ideas? on how to get out of here?

Aiko: nah son, just live life *sits up creepily like in the Exorcist movie*

Jeff: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU HERE!

Aiko: I don't know, ask the author

Akira: *sips tea* well you see after dealing with 2 years of controlling plagiarism, schooling, a new youtube channel, fanfiction sites going in the gutters, and as well as bad jokes from fans I've decided to forget this story

Jeff: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

Sally: *nods head* understandable

Jeff: DOESN'T ANYBODY LISTEN!!!! *rage quits*

Akira: NOW LET THE STORY COMMENCE FROM WHERE I AS AN AUTHOR REMEMBERS AS THE PLOT!!!

Baby Apple: *smooth deep voice* indeed

~Back with...umm...the assumed gang minus Slendy, Jack and Aiko *burps*~

Ben: *dancing on top of a burning care with Masky driving it* LIFE IS A HIGHWAY AND I WANT IT MY WAY ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!!!!!

Hoody: *racist oriental voice*i am soooooooooo fat right now

Masky: STOP THE SINGING AND STOP BEING FAT

Ben: USA! USA! USA!

Hoody: DIABETUSSSSSSSS, which is aparantly auto corrected as abstemiousness *pukes out car window*

Masky: STOP USING VOCAB!.... oh gosh where did the others go?

~With Slendy~

you don't want to know

~Zach~

Something you also don't want to know

~With Aiko and Eyeless Jack~

Space time a shiz just happening everywhere, confusion. AKA Doritos

~With Sally, Charlie and Jeff~

Sally: *running after Jeff with pink air and hearts around them* SWIGGITY SWAGGITY SWOOGITY I'M AFTER DAT BOOTY

Jeff: *running away with a pineapple in hand* NO FOR OUR LOVE IS TOO STRONG!*trips*

Charlie: *crawls up inside Jeff's pant leg*

Jeff: *screams like a little girl*

THEN SUDDENLY THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM IS TORN THROUGH WITH SPARKLES

Masky:*runs over Jeff, Charlie, and Sally* I don't think this is Kansas anymore

Hoody: *gets out and pukes*

Ben: *rolls onto ground* SWEET EARTH! *notices three pairs of feet* OH SHIZ NIP-

Charlie: *rises up from the ground like the girl from the Exorcist causing the car the flip over onto Ben*

Masky: *screams like a little girl*

Charlie: *climbs into Ben's hoody*

Sally: *dying of laughter*

Jeff: *dead*

Hoody: *looks at car, then tear in dimensions, then car again* Hey i think this car could let us travel through dimensions *gets ignored*.....nah

AND THUS THE PARTYING COMMENCED!

~Annabella and Akira~

Akira: nintey-nine bottles of beer on the wallllll..ninetey-nine...

Annabella: Akira *pokes* A-Akira

Akira: *sits up abruptly* OH BULLSHRIMP I FORGOT THE PLOT!

~The Overloard Universe squirrel~

*grave voice* And on this day, the Universe was given another reason why we should not put projects on hold. For in this the next story the new chapter is assumed by weird people and a bubble trout smoking a pixie stick. Ah the ignorance of life begins again in this tale to continue on. I pity those who put up with this Bullshrimp ....*fades away into the cosmic pizza*

~Akira~

Akira: *rises like the girl in the Exorcist* AH!!!!!! I REMEMBER THIS IS SIMPLY A PLOT DEVELOPMENT WHICH TURNED INTO MAINLY FILLER *slams into the wall across the room for rising to much*

Annabella: *walks away slowly*

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Author's note: nah, just kidding. I haven't updated in a while due to plagrism occuring with this story: dude if i haven't said yes because i'm offline doesn't make it okay, copying and pasting it on another site isn't okay, and narrating word for word in a monotous voice (you know who you are) the first chapter doesn't make it okay. So a few of you ruined it for all of you the past two years. BUT THE BACKSTREET BOYS ARE BACK, because I finally have free time. And another project is opening a new youtube channel with my bestie and is coming out soon (is an animation channel) which took up a lot of the time. BUT ANYWAY THANK YOU ALL LOVELY READERS FOR STILL READING THIS RANDOM STORY!