Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

SIXTY NINE

mjsantiago: uc berkeley: hey
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the golden trio
[3 members]

melton john
hey where are you guys

melton john
i lost you after the ceremony

god
i'm with kara in the ladies room

melton john
do i really want to know why

god
the shrimp at the reception made me gassy

god
plus i'm comforting kara

god
she's sobbing hysterically

melton john
like how hard

melton john
as hard as when her dealer moved to canada?

god
like as hard as when all the avocados at safeway were unripe

melton john
yikes

melton john
what happened

plant mom
i just can't believe we're really leaving

plant mom
this place has been home for so long it has so many treasured memories

plant mom
i mean i lost both of my virginities here

plant mom
and i'm going to miss you all so much

plant mom
what am i going to do without you guys

melton john
ugh gross

melton john
this again?

god
mel i'm worried

god
she keeps trying to access her amazon prime account

god
you know how much she spends when she spirals

god
remember what she got last time?

melton john
depressed

melton john
and a llama

plant mom
omg eunice

plant mom
i miss her too

plant mom
i'm so so sad we had to send her to go live on that farm