Rvb S3 E3 "Let's Get Together"

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Sidewinder
O'Malley and Lopez are standing on a base in a cold desolate-looking place.

O'Malley: (evil laughter) Well, my metallic friend, your modifications are complete. And my plan is coming to frution. Frusi- Fru-Frutition. Fr-

Lopez: >Fruition<

O'Malley: Oh, shut up.

Lopez: >Yes Master. Your plan is foolproof.<

O'Malley: Now to bring together my enemies.

Currently at Vic's control panel, which is showing the words 'OUT OF AREA' flashing in red on his screen.

Vic: Oh dude, come on, you gotta be kidding me.

Vic's answering machine: Hey dude, it's Vic. No solo mia, not in the casa right now, so leave a message and I'll call you back. Just leave your what's up at the yo....yo.

O'Malley: Vic, pick up, it's me, (evil laughter).

Vic: Oh hey, Doctor Baron von Evil Satan, what's up dude?

O'Malley: Don't screen my calls, Vic.

Vic: Dude, you don't come up on caller ID I'm not just gonna answer anything-

O'Malley: Caller ID? I'm in hiding you baffoon! I'm trying to take over the universe! (evil laughter)

Doc: We're also on the Do Not Call List.

O'Malley: Oh, shut up.

Vic: So how's that plot going dude.

O'Malley: Magnificent! (evil laughter) I've called my bounty hunter in. He'll take care of your little 'red and blue' problem post-haste (evil laughter).

Vic: Oh cool! Thanks for turning that around so quick, dude.

O'Malley: (laugh continues) Ha.

Vic: I know you're swamped.

O'Malley: Then the universe will be mine and I'll crush every living soul in to dust, hahaha! Except or you of course Vic. I'll make you Assistant Crusher.

Vic: Okay, dude. Looking forward to that.

Teleporter Nexus
Leo, Sarge, Simmons and Caboose in the teleporter nexus room.

Simmons: And that brought you back here. So, theoretically one of these teleporters should transport us back to Blood Gulch, or anywhere else that we want to go. Do you understand?

Caboose: Yes. No. What does thermoretically mean?

Simmons: I probably could have saved a lot of time by telling you these things worked by magic.

Leo: I'm sure he'll understand someday.

Caboose: I thought you told the story well. I liked all the parts with me in them.

Sarge: Any idea which ones go where?

Simmons: Man um... not really. Me and Leo found you two guys by accident. And I don't want to start using teleporters at random.

Leo: Yeah for all we know we could end up somewhere horrible.

Simmons: Agreed.

Caboose: We should definitely take the green one.

Leo: Umm...Caboose there all green.

Simmons: Look Caboose, just be quiet for now.

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