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"Hello, baby!"


"Just because you are my boyfriend now, it doesn't give you the right to call me baby."


"Then should I call you winnie the pooh?"


"Are you indirectly calling me fat?"


"What—No!"


"I demand breakup."


"Your demand is declined as your boyfriend isn't going to let you go that easily."


"But my boyfriend is a dick."


"You don't mind sucking it, do you?"


"Eww, Jake! You just crossed the 'being gross' limit!"


"And you are crossing the 'being sexy as fuck' limit with every passing second."


"Jake?"


"Yes, honey?"


"Fuck off."


*Beep* *Beep*


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Next is epilogue. Am I the only one who is excited for it?

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