I will become the Ultimate Bitch

2.3 The Alien B*tch

*Knock, knock"

"Eh, who comes knocking on my door?" Piper walked up and put her noodles down on the table. he opened the door and saw the young man she had bumped into before

"Why are you here?" Piper said in an annoyed tone. She hoped that the kid wouldn't want to sue her or something

"I'm just here to welcome you as a neighbor" Alex was also surprised to find the pretty lady here. He didn't think that she would be the one who moved in

"You live here?" Piper asked

"Over there" Alex pointed at the rooftop apartment the opposite of Piper's

"I see. Wanna come in" Piper liked people who respected her. He was the only person who had greeted her when she moved in so she invited him

"OK" Alex walked in and took a seat at the table. He looked at the toddler and asked, "Is this your brother?"

"No? He's my uncle" Piper said

"Ok..." Alex said weirdly

"Of course I'm her uncle. I'm a few centuries older than her! How can I be her little brother?!" Cheb said like he was annoyed. 

Alex was very shaken. He didn't expect that a young child like him would have such a manly voice. "Maybe he's one of those tiny people who are actually adults"

"I haven't introduced myself yet" Piper smiled, "I'm Maya Uathu and this is Cheb Strieth"

"I'm Alexander Walter but you can call me Alex," Alex said, "You guys have very weird names"

"That's because we're aliens" Piper laughed

"Then I'm a vampire" Alex didn't take them seriously at all

"I f*cking hate vampires" Piper's mood went down in an instant (Remember chapter 2.1)

"Haha" Alex laughed stiffly. The woman might be pretty but she was scary

"Have some beer" Cheb took out a couple of beer bottles from his backpack.

"Ohhh! I haven't had this for a 100 yeaars!" Piper immediately took a can and opened it.

"Can I have?" Alex asked

"Just take it all" Piper laughed. She was in a good mood

"What a weird taste! I haven't had a beer like this" Alex said while drinking

"Lad this beer is from a planet very far away. They are known for their wonderful beer" Cheb said while drinking some beer.

"They really think they are aliens, huh?"

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"Those f*cking bastards! How dare they leave the band?!" Alex said while drinking his beer.

"Should I go beat them up? *Hiccup*" Piper laughed with a flushed face

"Yeah!" Alex smashed the can on the table and opened another one, "Guys if you're leaving Earth then take me with you *hiccup"

"Haha *hiccup* sure" Piper also took another can of beer.

"You kids have no alcohol tolerance at all" Cheb said. If anyone else heard this then they would surely spit blood. Excuse me but they had drunk over a 100 cans! (Maya's an alien so she won't die and Cheb made sure that Alex didn't die either)

"Uncle Cheb *hiccup* you have no tolerance" Piper pointed at Cheb before hitting her head on the table, falling asleep.

Alex fell asleep soon after