Author: Orrz.. Hey, Truck.. Bike.. Car.. You with the face! Tell the Readers, what I wanted to say. I'm to lazy. Plus I've got two cats sleeping on me.
Carmen (Aka. Car): (ꈍ ˬ ꈍ✿) [Author, I'm flattered.]
Author: ( ͡º˵◞ل͟◟ ͡º˵) Get on with it. We're all getting old here!
Carmon: [Wuu.. Okay.. Uhh. So, Host's objective is to enter different World's and give the people within the world a Happy Ending. This doesn't mean he has to use his body... *whispers* with the poop hole. *cough* *searches for Host but doesn't see him* Host has the soul of an Omega who was born inside a Solar System managed by my Father Yses. Father Yses is very handsome and he told me that I get my good looks from him. When all the other systems told me I was defective, Father Yses took care of me and read me bedtime stories about firewalls and Antivirus'. I'm not sure what those are but he said it was something similar to a Prince for me and they'd take me to their castle where I'd stay clean and pure. I'm not..]
Author: AY! Shut up, face. Get on with it. ( -_-')
Carmon: ( ˃̣̣̥﹏˂̣̣̥ ✿) [Huu.. huu.. Okay. Ah and then.. *whispers to herself* what was I supposed to say again? AH! And then as he continues to new worlds they get stronger and he gets more K.P. I've also been diligently been taking video evidence of the sexy time of Host and Twins for observational purposes so that the Author can study the anatomy of world hopping bodies...]
Author: HA HA HA Carmento is so funny! >.> *hides beneath the blanket*
Jia Yi: What did you just say, Car?
Car: [Oh, Host? When did you get there?]
Jia Yi: Somewhere around 'video evidence'.
Twins: Where's our copy??
Author: *Pushes large stack of discs out from beneath the covers and plays dead*
Author: *Pushes note out of the blanket*
Jia Yi: *Opens the letter*
"Don't forget that I'm your mom."
Jia Yi: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Twins: *Carries angry wifey away and grabs the discs*
Author: *Peaks out of the blanket and glares at the system*
Carmen: [Huu..Huu..Huu..]
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System: Transcending Happiness (BoyxBoy)
Fantasy(WARNING: Don't read if you're going to complain there isn't a warning when there's sex, gore, et c. This is a very ADULT novel and as such only ADULTS should read it. Or 'Children' mature enough to read without commenting nonsense.) Jia Yi Ruogang...
