Yeah, been awhile for one of these. I haven't updated the BotW fanfict yet cause I want to finish the cover so, will get started on it today. I promise I won't be keeping you waiting too much longer.
(Group Chat)
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Revali: hmph -_-
Urbosa: =)
Mipha: What is the matter Revali?
Revali: oh it's nothing, besides getting struck down by LIGHTING!
Mipha: That is bad, how did that happen?
Revali: Urbosa is what happened
Urbosa: oh puh-lease, I was just testing those fast reflexes you keep bragging about
Revali: Oh, yeah? I wasn't ready
Link: You're not supposed to Revali. Reflexes happen when you are not present and might I say, you have the worst reflexes, Bird Brain
Revali: At least I'm not reckless like you! and PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER TO WORRY YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Link: I don't have A GIRLFRIEND!!
Daruk: yeah sure ;)
Urbosa: Come on Revali, it was funny
Revali: Here lies Revali, who was struck down by Urbosa who was in need of a joke!
Urbosa: Oh shut up >=(
Mipha: What exactly is going on here? 0_0
Revali: Little oblivious Zora brains, are you a zombie or something? hmm?
Mipha: I'm just asking
Urbosa: I'll answer since Revali is too "awesome" to answer.
Revali: HEY! >=(
Urbosa: We had a training session..you didn't show up though
Mipha: Oh, it was today?
Revali: YES, YOU LITTLE SUSHI KABOB!
Mipha: 0-0 I worry now that I will be eaten by Revali
Link: I doubt that.. Revali can't eat things that are not full of asinine
Daruk: XD
Urbosa: XD
Mipha: (#^.^#)
Revali: LINK! I WILL THROW YOU INTO DEATH MOUNTAIN!
Link: I'll believe you when Urbosa flies
Urbosa: Why do I need to fly? I mean I can travel faster than Revali can on wings!
Mipha: I guess
Daruk: XD
Revali: HMPH! Well if that is so, then you must be able to travel very fast in search of a soul mate.
Urbosa: I'm already married
Revali: I doubt that, someone with a temper like yours could not even keep a guy
Mipha: REVALI THAT IS NOT NICE!
Revali: Yeah, like how you seem like a pure fish stick but you draw Link with his shirt off
Mipha: 0//0 No I don't!
Revali: sure
Link: Yeah got to be careful with this one, he's a glorified Turkey
Daruk: yep^^
Revali: -_- Daruk...don't make me tell your secret..
Urbosa: Would this be a good time to say that Revali reminds me of a ravioli?
Mipha: I guess
Daruk: Don't say it Revali!
Urbosa: hey I have a riddle!
Link: Give it to me!
Urbosa: I am dense yet small. I become roundish when cooked and my insides become filled with asinine. Who or What am I?
Daruk: Revali?
Mipha: Oh a riddle? It's a glorified turkey or just a turkey in general
Link: oh..I thought it was Revali
Urbosa: It's Revali the glorified turkey
Revali: oh, har har
Daruk: I got one!
Link: okay
Urbosa: Let's hear it!
Daruk: What is strong enough to crush rocks but can't be seen?
Mipha: hmm
Revali: I don't know
Urbosa: REVALI'S EGO
Daruk: That works too, actually
Revali: I frickin hate you Urbosa
(Urbosa has changed Revali's name to Ravioli)
Ravioli: DAMN YOU!
(Ravioli has changed Urbosa's name to Red Drunk Girl)
Red Drunk Girl: Knock it off REVALI!
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Sidon: Anyone on?
Okay this was short, and I wanted to try out this idea. My friends say I'm very good at roasting people. So I wanted to see if it was true.. Anyways hoped you enjoyed! Thanks for commenting, voting, and reading this chat! It means a lot, thanks. Don't worry BotW Fanfict will be updated soon. Hope you all have a nice day^^
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Breath of the Wild; Champions Group Chat
Fanfiction*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE! These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
