𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐲┊ˡⁱˢᵏᵒᵒᵏ

LIII.

lisa:
you!!!

lisa:
i finally recognize
you!!!

taehyung:
me ?

taehyung:
oh hey, i saw you
earlier by the way

taehyung:
and i believe you
also saw me

taehyung:
who would've known
we'd actually be in
one class?

taehyung:
and damn, you look
a lot prettier in person

lisa:
you're being a
jerk again

taehyung:
again ?

lisa:
you're that jerk from
the arcade who stole
my first kiss!!

taehyung:
???

lisa:
stop acting
oblivious!

lisa:
i accidentally hit
you with a basketball
that time

lisa:
then you suddenly
walked angrily towards
me and pinned me
to a wall

lisa:
tHEN YOU FUCKING
KISSED ME YOU
JERK!!!

lisa:
that was about 4
year ago i think ?

taehyung:
what the hell lisa??

taehyung:
that was like 4 years ago
and you still have a vivid
memory about it??

lisa:
duh how can i forget that
so easily when mY FIRST
KISS WAS STOLEN ???

taehyung:
okay okay calm
down blondie

lisa:
don't fucking call me
blondie you jerk

taehyung:
to be very honest,
i can't remember
you at all

taehyung:
i mean, i've kissed
a lot of girls

taehyung:
and i was probably
drunk that time

taehyung:
so yeah, i'm sorry
for not remembering

lisa:
what the heck

lisa:
i don't care if you've
kissed or made out with
a lot of girls before

lisa:
all i want is an apology
for stealing my first
fucking kiss

taehyung:
what??

taehyung:
it's just a first kiss!!

taehyung:
why do even girls
fantasize so much
about their first kiss

lisa:
bich what thr fucj

lisa
ugh i'll kill you
tomorrow in class

taehyung:
okay okay i'm sorry

taehyung:
so, are we friends
now?

lisa:
no

lisa:
i'm still getting my
revenge on you
tomorrow you
bastard