Rvb S3 E9 "It's a Biological Fact"

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Fortress Beach
The reds and Tex are currently standing outside of O'Malley a base near the warthog.

Leo departs from the group and runs straight into Tex giving her a bone crushing hug.

Leo: TEX! Your alive! I....I thought I'd never see you again.

Tex wraps her arms around Leo, giving him a loving hug. (Of a mother)

Tex: I missed you too, Leo.

Leo unwraps from the loving hug the two shared.

Leo: But, how are you alive? I thought Donut killed you?!

Tex: Long story but, I'll tell you another time but, I'm surprised you let Donut live?

Simmons: Actually there where a few times Leo tried choking Donut to death.

Sarge: It took all of us just to pull him off the princess!

Leo: Hey! In my defence I 'thought' he killed my mum!

Donut: (Rubs neck) My throat still hurts.

Leo: Well it's good to have you back Tex!

Tex: And I'm not going anywhere, this time.

Leo smiles at that and Tex turns to face the rest of the group.

Tex: Anyway, what took you guys so long to get here?

Simmons: There's seven of us, and this is only a three seater jeep. Half of us had to sit on someone else's lap.

Leo: Easy for you to say, you weren't the one that had to hang dangerously on the side of the jeep!

Grif: Hey, you're still alive are you?

Donut: It was a great road trip. My favourite part was when Grif tried to change gears, and he accidentally-

Grif: Hugh, please, let's not tell the story. Is there somewhere I can wash my hands?

Leo: We are near the ocean.

Grif: Oh. (Walks away to clean his hands)

Sarge: What'd you find, Tex?

Tex: Well, O'Malley's holed up in his fortress. He's been fortifying his defenses for a few days now, and he's got some help, one of those religious nuts you guys picked up.

Caboose: Oh, I like them. They were funny.

Tucker: Caboose, they tried to kill you because of a flag.

Leo: Sounds familiar...

Caboose: I try not to remember the bad things about people.

Tucker: That's all they tried to do, there were no good things.

Caboose: That's okay. I have a really bad memory-wow look, a beach!

Leo: It's not his fault Tucker, the dude had a evil A.I in his head!

Sarge: So what's yer plan, Tex?

Tex: Well first we have to breach the outer wall.

Caboose: Oh. I love breaching!

Leo: Sounds easy enough.

Tex: Then, we have to get past another wall.

Grif: Two walls? Some people are so materialistic.

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