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Rosalie Mason created a Group Chat
Rosalie Mason renamed Group Chat to Welcome Back Party
Rosalie Mason invited Girl Gang Of Ball-Kickers and Wet Fellas to Welcome Back Party
ROSALIE: Party at my house Friday @ 7PM y'all can park in the street for free. Code to get in the gate is 1456. Bring a swimsuit if you plan on using the hot tub.
ROSALIE: Absolute nO SKINNY DIPPING I HAVE NEIGHBORS.
ALYSSA: O thank god I thought you were gonna bail on us
ROSALIE: What why would I do that
Of course we're having a party.
ALYSSA: I need a drink.
MARK: I can't believe you just invited me to a group chat of over 40 people
Sami text me the deets
SAMI: No wait you'll miss the memes
ISAIAH: You send us memes all the time
SAMI: Because they're FUNNY.
ISAIAH: Yeah they are pretty great.
WOODROW: I can attest to that
Also NO SKINNY DIPPING? For shame.
ALYSSA: Ok can we plz discuss who's bringing what
I'll bring ONE (1) bottle of vodka
BRYNN: I'm more into wine, thank you
ALYSSA: Pussy
RAY: Whoa, hey, watch the name calling
JOANNA: What we're all pussies here
Guys included
WOODROW: 🗣👊🏽
JOANNA: 😽👅
ROSALIE: Joanna plz be civil
JOANNA: 💃
Can I invite the football team
BRYNN: YES.
JULIANA: NO.
RAY: NOOOO
ALYSSA: As much as I'd like to turn this into a rager...
plz no
SAMI: NOPE NO WAY
ISAIAH: Can someone plz update me on who this chick is
And why she thinks the football team is invited
MARK: Invite explicitly states "Girl Gang Of Ball-Kickers" and "Wet Fellas"
BRYNN: Ok who named yall Wet Fellas
SAMI: ✋
ISAIAH: 👆
JOANNA: I'm the local gay
(holla 🗣)
JULIANA: I am overwhelmed
LU: I am entertained
Please continue
BRYNN: (hollers back)
RAY: BRYNN DON'T ENCOURAGE
BRYNN: Whaaat I'm just bein honest
Girls are cute
KIM: What. Is happening.
ERIN: O.O
SAMI: :)
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Rosalie went so far as to walk around in her underwear before her mother left. Exposed underwear was a sure sign of A) being home alone and B) not anticipating company or C) going out. She went to the kitchen to make tea when Jenn Mason hurried in, heels clicking, pinning an earring to her ear.
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RomanceDue to an instance of sabotage, Rosalie loathes Joanna Spencer. Suffice to say that Rosalie would, if she could, throttle Joanna and after four long years she has her chance. Joanna's back in DC after living abroad, and she's gayer than ever, and ha...
