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"bye you little shit" yoongi said to taehyung as he patted the younger on the back. taehyung had a fake tear in his eye as he stared deeply at seokjin.

"hyung are you really just gonna let me go like this?" taehyung asked seokjin. "shut the fuck up taehyung you're just going for a bit and we'll come visit." seokjin replied.

"i hate you all, and i thought we were family." taehyung started fake crying like the dramatic person he is.

"hurry up and leave you piece of shit" yoongi yelled from the couch. "love you too hyung." taehyung said as he stepped out and walked over to the car that was going to take him to the university.

"bye taetae." everyone yelled except yoongi. "bye" taehyung yelled back with a kiss. as soon as the last bye was said the car started driving off.

taehyung was bored the whole ride and decided that texting kook was a good idea to waste some time.

[thekookieyouwant]

taetanic
bitch
fuck
whore
thot
fucking cunt
loser

thekookieyouwant
what
the-
why

taetanic
i was bored

thekookieyouwant
be bored somewhere else i think my roommates coming today

taetanic
oooo exciting
i'm also coming today so
whaTS GOOD GUCCI BOI

thekookieyouwant
i thought the gucci boi was u..

taetanic
shut upskcjd

thekookieyouwant
well gucci boi i gotta go clean my room for my roommate that i'm sure will love me💝💞❤️💖😤🤟

taetanic
no ones gonna love you with that shit

thekookieyouwant
this is buLLYING

taetanic
don't worry i love you bby

thekookieyouwant
tragic i don't love you
i only love v

taehyung accidentally bursted out into a fit of giggles in the car causing the driver to give him looks in the mirror which taehyung tried to avoid.

taetanic
what if
i was v tho

thekookieyouwant
HAHAHAHHS
FUNNY JOKE
IM SURE V IS SO MUCH MORE COOLER THAN YOU
but having taehyung as his real name would kinda be cute...

a blush came across taehyungs cheeks from the compliment of his name but then read the message back and got angry about the fact that his personality isn't cool

taetanic
i wAS BLUSHING CAUSE YOU SAID MY NAME WAS CUTE
BUT
BITCH
MY PERSONALITY IS 10/10
FUCK YOU

thekookieyouwant
this is a holy household i think not

taetanic

thekookieyouwant lovE YOU BOOGOING✈️CLEANING

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thekookieyouwant
lovE YOU BOO
GOING✈️CLEANING

thekookieyouwant lovE YOU BOOGOING✈️CLEANING

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taetanic
is that
you?

thekookieyouwant
perhaps it is
why

taetanic
you
are
perhaps
cute
and
also
a biG FAT MEME
SAVING
THANKS BITCH
I LOVE YOU TOO

thekookieyouwant
i hate you
bye

taetanic
bYE💘💝💗💖💫💘🌟💗💓💘💫💖💝💘💕💛💗💚💗💝💘💕💖

taehyung put his phone down and stared out the window the rest of the ride with a smile spread across his face just because of jungkook's texts.

so i only wanted to update to ask this question,

so should i T R Y write an au on twitter cause like it seems so fun and shit sicjdj but idk man i got ideas and all but idk so please heLP ME THANKS BYE

so should i T R Y write an au on twitter cause like it seems so fun and shit sicjdj but idk man i got ideas and all but idk so please heLP ME THANKS BYE

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