Reincarnated As A Villain

Chapter 32 : Igloo

The next morning

"There's an igloo like thing in front of our house"

"A what?"

"An igloo like thing!"

"Please elaborate"

"It's a shape of an igloo but made out off soil, with worms........"

"Excuse me?"

"You know what? Let's just go outside so you can just see it for yourself"

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"What? I'm an artistic artic person! Ahahaha get it? Artic as in....no? You don't get it? Oh, forget it then..." The ugly man awkwardly smiled while scratching his head.

"You're gonna make the ground to look like normal after this, right? And the worms gone because I'd like it to never come near my source of money" The graceful woman puts her hands on her hips oh so gracefully as she glared beautifully and accusingly at the ugly man "I also don't want people to think that there's an unknown, disgusting, giant extraterrestrial igloo like thing existing on the grounds of my estate "

"Worms gone, got it. And by after this, you mean a week after, right?" The man asked sheepishly.

"No...... No I don't. On a second thought, I want it gone now!" The woman disregard the man's question as she scowled.

Ma momma is feisty~~~~

"Luna! You're bad at narrating people!!! I mean 'the ugly man'? When did I ever become ugly???"

"The more you became familiar with mother, the more uglier you are going to be in my eyes, Mike"

"You know what? I'd rather become ugly forever then. Call me as you like" Mike said suddenly.

At Mike's statement, a slight blush can be seen on Lystra's cheeks as she became speechless for few second.

"Mike! You baboon!!!!"

At Luna's yelling, Mike slowly but surely took a step near where Lystra stood, much to the latter's discomfort of invading non-existing personal space. His movements did not escape Luna's eyes, of course.

"Take a step back or I'll throw something to your face and make it go green!!!!!"

"That's.......just creepy...."

After coming back from her daze, Lystra continued to scold Mike as she tried hard to ignore the redness that is spreading on her cheeks the more she stared at him.

"Hush! You've got to listen to an angry Mother, Mike. Or else you're regret it later..."

"Oh I am listening alright~~~~"

"All I want is for the thing there to be gone" Lystra used her ultimate weapon; a soft voice that could melt any stone cold existent.

".....But I don't want to built it again at night! It's too much hassle!!! I still can't take a step into the house until the end of the week remember??!!" Mike continued to plead while averting his eyes away from Lystra's face.

As much as he has an interest in her, he refuse to let the world see his secret when going to bed.

Sometimes, secrets are meant to be kept.

"Well, listen. I don't want that 'thing' on my property. At least not in the morning where passerby can see them"

"But-"

"Please Mike......"

"Ugh.....fine! Only because you said please!"

"You are so whip, Mike. And I hate you for that even more..." Luna said as she frowns.