Fire Emblem: Fates; Your Lunatic Classic Guide

Chapter Seven: A Dragon's Decree

Awww crap!!!!
The Woods of Forlorn!!!!!
I haaaaate this level!!!!!!
Gaaaaaahhh!!!!!!

Ewwww I hate Gangrel.
And Iago.
Isn't Iago the name of the parrot in Aladin...?
...
Lololol kill Corrin?
Who does Garon think he is?
Corrin obliterates all who fight him/her.
Plus, Xander won't do it.
He's Xander, for crying out loud.
Heh "the great Anankos"
Heh heh heh heh heh
Poor Garon
Heh heh
"Sacred"
Heh heh heh
Such fun
And as for suppressing the rebellion alone, please.
You have to know Elise will run away to help her big brother/sister.
And Camilla.
And Leo.
Heh heh oh Garon, you slay me heh heh
Wait, Xander heard?
Garon, you're an idiot.
Or is that just -spoiler spoiler spoiler- talking?

Awwe, Lilith.
It's a pity -spoiler spoiler spoiler- later.
And Corrin, you did betray them for nothing.

It's a faceless in a forest called the woods of the forlorn.
Of course it's gonna happen.
I saw that from a mile away.

Oh, Jakob.
I'm supposed to be alone..?
And Corrin, you're bending the rules.

Beginning Info

Max Characters: Two
Characters Used: Corrin, Jakob
Victory: Rout the Enemy

Gameplay

Hey.
That's not fair!
I can't move anyone around during set up!!
What if I want Corrin and Jakob to switch spots, eh?!?
*sigh*
Fine.
I'll just...
Waste time.
You know, I probably don't wanna get caught between faceless...
Jakob's no Corrin- he's on level 4 and Corrin is on level 7, so...
Let's go down.
Lol I should have changed from Yato to Dragonstone lol will do this time around
Crap
Jakob is in range of the other faceless
I wish I had Azura 😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟
Gosh, Nintendo, you sure are making this hard on me.
Aaand Jakob can't make it around the faceless.
Is a !!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!! worth it?
...
Nawh.
Oh, he's not actually in their way.
Yay! Jakob can get experience!!!!
That guy died, so Corrin goes IR (in range) of the other faceless.
Course they're not backing down, they're sent to kill you, silly goose.
Oh right.
Silas.
He's a very forgettable character...
Like, I never remember he exists.
Sorry if I just offended you.
Awe, becoming a knight to see the trapped princess, how fairytale.
And Elise?
I thought she was the next level...
Lol Elise chastising Silas for what she herself did as well.
I love that cinnamon roll.
Too bad Birthright is unhealthy for her...
...
Silas isn't bad.
Level 6, deals 15 damage.
Cool.
Gosh, even Elise is higher than Jakob- she's level 5.
And now we ignore Yato.
Shoot.
And now Jakob gets experience.
DANG IT! 95 EXPERIENCE!!!!!
Oh, and Arthur.
That's three new units so far?
Cool.
Awe, Effie.
Wait.
She's Elise's retainer?!?
"For justAAIIIICE!!!!" -Arthur
You know, Effie and Arthur are just really annoying charicatures.
Now I have to deal with them.
We'll see if I use them...
HEY! Jakob got up a level!
...
oh
...
He just got onto level four...
C'mon!!!
Nnnnooooobooooddyyyy beeeettteeerr diiiiiieeeeee
Pleeeeaaaaasssseeee
Why is Effie about to die?
Nonononono corrin please NONO
GOOD JAKOB YOU SURVIVED
PLEASE LIVE
IM DYING
IN CASE YOU ARENT WONDERING THIS IS DURING AN ENEMY'S TURN SO I HAVE NO CONTROL
Jakob this is when you need Live To Serve- an ability that heals him when he heals others.
I'm doomed.
Yep.
Here comes the soft reset.
!!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!
Gaaahhhhhh

I huddled in a corner and survived 8 turns.
Then Silas had to die...
!!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!

Do not go side first, otherwise
!!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!

Don't go up !!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!

Wait
What if I push Corrin down one more space..?
It's worth a !!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!

It worked!!!
But I over used Arthur, gosh dang it!
!!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!

I must be doing something wrong, over and over, because I keep dying on turn 6. This time, it was Effie.
You know the drill!
!!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!

Effie, again?!
She must be in a bad spot...
What if Jakob were behind her..?
!!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!

I moved Arthur in a bad spot, now he's dead.
I hope you realize the soft resets are more for me than you.
!!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!

I really need to get Effie out of there...
!!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!

It's the spot, not the character, that is cursed.
I just lost Silas in the Effie Square.
!!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!

I'M ON TURN EIGHT!!!!!
AND I MAFE IT TO TURN NINE!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!

Ugh, Silas.
!!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!

I must be doing something wrong, because I keep dying.
The question is, what?
It's like a puzzle- not a Zelda puzzle, where it feeds you through, and help you along.
No.
It's all up to your tactical genius.

I'm asking for help from my brother.
He says use the dagger instead of attack with Corrin...
Get the kill with Jakob.
Heal Silas with Elise.
Put Silas next to Corrin.
Move Jakob to safety, equip iron axe (lol I meant to do that but forgot)
Planning lol
Replace Arthur with Silas, get a kill.
Use Corrin.
Freeze enemy.
Cross fingers that I stay alive lol
NOO SILAS!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!

Replace Arthur with Corrin.
Get a kill with Silas.
Freeze with Elise, heal with Jakob.
I decided to heal Effie instead of Arthur, hopefully things turn out ok...
I'm praying that I last beyond this turn...
Jakob.
!!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!

Effie, dang it!
!!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!

So I tried looking up what other people did, and that didn't work for me.
I lost Elise.
!!!!!!!!!Soft Reset!!!!!!!!!

I'M ON TURN EIGHT!!!!!!
I'M ON TURN EIGHT!!!!!!
I HOPE I DONT DIE!!!!!!!!
Next turn I'm gonna have to move Corrin down if I don't this turn, which I'm not planning on, cos it looks like I need her...
YEEEEHEEEES!!!!!
I'M OM TURN NINE!!!
I ended up moving Corrin down, because Silas was at full health.
AND THEY'RE ALL ALIVE!!!!
THIS IS THE FARTHEST I'VE MADE IT!!!
Heal Jakob, wait Jakob.
Attack with Effie, get rid of the pair up.
Attack with Corrin.
Pray as the enemy begins their onslot.
Crap Corrin has one health.
Switch to Arthur, and attack.
Vulnery Jakob.
Switch to Silas, attack.
Heal Silas.
Pray.
YAAAS TWO ENEMIES LEFT!!!!!
Attack with Silas.
I DID IT I DID IT YAAAAAAAS!!!!!!

End Results

Characters Lost: Jakob, Silas, Effie, Silas, Arthur, Effie, Effie, Arthur, Effie, Silas, Effie, Silas, Jakob, Effie, Elise, probably others I don't remember
Characters Gained: Silas, Elise, Arthur, Effie
Heroes: Silas and Effie
Tries: 20+
Turns: 12

Sentence

It was boring until I beat my turn record, then it was fun.
It wasn't even frustrating, just...
Boring.
I was so over losing characters, but that victory was sweet as pie.

Lol Iago is hilarious.