preferences [hp]

024. them as things my friends have said

h a r r y
✧ "——'s mom doesn't like me because I hit my juul in front of her"

r o n
✧ "mr —— i need to go to the front office my Uber eats is here"

d r a c o
✧ "it was supposed to be a surprise for your birthday but dad is selling the cruise line and buying Africa"

f r e d
✧ "wait a minute —— is not from the US he's from Alaska"

g e o r g e
✧ "bitch I'm quaking in my silk Gucci pajamas"

n e v i l l e
✧ "I'm taking band, stuco, ap psych, and ap bio don't tell me your life is hard"

s e a m u s
✧ "okay danielle bregolli might be trash but her music is FIRE"

o l i v e r
✧ "the speed limit is 50 beep beep motherfucker I wanna gooo"

c e d r i c
✧ "my instagram got deleted after I leaked my exes' nudes because she held a knife to my throat"

p e r c y
✧ "I don't like riding on the right side on expedition Everest bc I feel like the yeti is going to rip my damn wig off"

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