CHAPTER ONE

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you entered the crusty dusty schoolhouse and some bald guy with one stupid redhead hair said "hi i is mr.baldi this is my schoolhouse!!!!!!!!!" his arm looked like it broke "are you okay" you asked "your arm like broke" "oh im okay it always does that but anyway are you ready for math??!??!" baldi said and threw a notebook in your face

"owieiwiiwiwiiweewwe!!!!!!!!!!" you screamed it echoed across the school baldi laughed and said "answer these problems!! two plus two equals" "twenty seven" you said because you is stupido and dumbo baldi mouth broke and turned into huge frown "WTF?!??!?!??!!??!??!?!?!??!??!?!?" you thought but didnt say it aloud because you thought it would insult him

baldi got so angery that his mouth was red blob of sad that reached the floor

baldi pulled his ruler from his ass and started slapping it on his hand "OH JEEBUS!!&*$*$*$&&$&" you said and ran out the yellow doors

I hope you like the first awesome prussia chapter expect more very soon like now ok

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