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The Final Test

"Your turn Duck Butt." Kakashi said with a serious face.

Sasuke smiled and then frowned at the fact that he was called a 'duck butt.' "My name is Sasuke Uchiha and I like tomatoes, my brother, and my friends. I dislike Dango and a certain person in my family. My hobbies are training to get stronger. And my dream is to become a strong ANBU captain and that my family will recognize that I'm my own person and not my brother."

"Well now that we all introduced each other, we can get on to the test that will determine if you can become Genin or not," Kakashi said with an eye smile.

"What?" Sakura screeched. "I thought that we were already Genin!"

"That was only a test to weed out the ones who are capable of becoming Genin," Kakashi said. "There is only a 66% passing rate and I have not passed one team."

We all stared at him in shock.

"Oh and by the way," Kakashi said before he jumped off the roof. "Don't eat breakfast or you'll puke."

... 

Naruto's POV

Oh the irony. Or maybe it's bad karma? I kick Kakashi out of the ANBU (well the Hokage did... I only kicked him out of my group...) for being late and then I get him as a stupid sensei. And guess what?

He's late.

Very late.

Well it gave me time to set up traps... he he! Oooo this will be fun. Watching him scream in agony and humiliation. Oh what fun!

I began to giggle darkly as I thought about all the traps I set up for my good pal Kakashi. He he he. He'll never be the same after this. Scarred for life. Oh the joy that will bring.

Sasuke visibly scooted away from me and I turned toward him and gave him a creepy face. He gulped. I bet he was remembering the last prank I pulled on him.

Oh, good ol Sasuke was never the same. My great pal Sasuke never saw it coming. Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke.

He he he.

I bet my great buddy Sakura would love a present as well. I can see it now. Knives flying everywhere. A new hair cut. Someone dying... wait... that's illegal. Knives flying everywhere...

There was a poof of smoke breaking me from my thoughts. "Yo," said a sheepish Kakashi.

"YOU'RE LATE!" Sakura and I said in unison. Sasuke just 'Hn'd.'

I turned to Sasuke. "Wow, watch your language. It was only 3 hours."

"Hn." He said looking away.

"Come on idiot! I'm your friend, and I'm telling you to cut our sensei some slack," I told him. "You do want to get stronger, don't you?"

"Hn!" Sasuke said with more aggression.

"HEY!" I yelled holding my hands up. "I'm not doubting you! Believe it! I'm just saying that we need a sensei to get stronger. And..." I walked up to his ear and whispered something lowly.

Sasuke began to smirk and that smirk became a smile. Kakashi and Sakura just stared at us dumbfounded.

"Uh... did we miss something?" Kakashi asked scratching the back of his head.

"Nope Kakashi sensei," Sasuke said with an evil glint in his eye. "Nothing at all..." 

Kakashi visibly gulped. "Now I'm going to set a timer for noon and all you guys have to do is get these bells from me."