Inside the Fortress
To the blues.
Tucker: You're trying to tell us that this bomb can talk.
Caboose: I'm not telling you that, he's telling you that.
Andy: Yeah, and I'm standing right here. You can talk to me.
Tucker: If you could talk this whole time, then why didn't you just... wait, why'm I talking to a bomb? I'm not doing this.
Andy: What, am I not good enough to talk to? Who do you think you are, some kind of "too good to talk to a bomb" type?
Church: Maybe it's a good idea not to piss off the explosive device.
Tex: I agree.
Church: I wasn't talking about you Tex.
Tex: Hey, why don't you suck my-
Tucker: Did Gary say anything about the bomb being able to talk?
Church: Uh, just that this whole place is going to be destroyed by us, and that Andy here is probably the thing that does it.
Tucker: Oh. That's not good.
Andy: I don't think so. Bunch of shisnos if ya ask me. And no one did ask me which I find insulting!
Church: Alright, alright, calm down Andy, calm down.
Andy: Don't tell me to calm down, I am calm!
Church: Caboose, calm this thing down before it has a meltdown.
Andy: (under Church) Look at me! I'm calm!
Caboose: Andy, everyone here is your friend. And no one wants to hurt you.
Andy: Yeah right.
Caboose: Come on Andy, think of a happy place. Now what makes you happy?
Andy: Being in the middle of a huge explosion!
Church: Less happy place Caboose, less happy place!
Caboose: Ah u... think calming thoughts, uh... let's count backwards from ten! Ten, nine, eight-
Tex/Tucker: NO!
Church: (at the same time) Duck!
Outside the Fortress
To the Reds, Simmons in the Warthog and Grif next to it.
Simmons: Okay. I'm ninety-five percent certain that the distress signal is coming from that way.
Sarge: Excellent work Simmons. Alright men... and Grif. Let's get ready to roll.
Leo: There's not enough seats guys!
Simmons: Just sit on Grif's lap then.
Grif: Firstly, no and secondly, Only ninety-five percent certain?
Simmons: Grif, if there's one thing that I've learned in working with you, it's that there's always margin for error.
Leo: (Elbows Grif) Did you just get roasted by Simmons!
Sarge: Excellent comeback Simmons. That's a burn.
Simmons: Thank you Sir.
Grif: Har har. Look who's so smart. It's pronounced margarine dumbass.
Simmons: Seriously, if I ever meet the guy that assigned you to our squad, I'm gonna kill him.
Leo: How did Grif, even get in the here in the first place?
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Red vs Blue Season 3: Male Oc
AdventureRvb Season 3, Are group of idiots are all split up in different places, to find O'Malley and stop him. The Oc Leo is owned by Me Red vs Blue is owned by "Rooster Teeth"
