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You cheated on him? 26

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Eddie; I kissed him

Ben; what?!

Mike; when?!

Ben; like I'm shook I just saw you

Eddie; were watching a movie

Mike; PORNNN

Eddie; fuck no

Ben; hahah

Eddie; it's some comedian or something

Mike; Donald Glover?

Ben; Ali Wong?

Mike; aziz ansari?

Eddie; John Mulany

Eddie; but we watched Ali Wong before him

Mike; lol so the kiss

Mike; how'd it happen?

Ben; yes the deets

Eddie; we were talking and he was all like eds what's wrong

Eddie; and I was all like I'm not gay

Ben; smh

Eddie; and then I was like I'm not gay but I like you

Mike; ok, there we go

Eddie; and then we were talking some more and I kissed him

Ben; yay

Eddie; then I climbed on his lap

Mike; beep beep beep beep back up.

Eddie; to where?

Mike; you fucking gave him a lap dance?

Eddie; NO!

Eddie; I was sitting on his lap and kissing him

Ben; mmk sure jan

Eddie; and he says Eds like 20 million times

Ben; like moans or like trying to get your attention

Eddie; trying to get my attention:(

Mike; hahah

Eddie; HE HAD THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO TELL ME TO SLOW THE FUCK DOWN

Eddie; ME!

ben; you must have really been going at it then

Eddie; I'm freaking out! Idk where I got the courage to do that! And

Eddie; he asked me on a date and I said yeah

Mike; ok, so he did ask you out

Eddie; yeah, that's what I just said

Ben; lmaoo

Eddie; he's acting all chill about it, I'm trying to too but like I'm freaking out

Mike; lol just tell him

Eddie; he's looking at me

Ben; probably because your texting us during his favorite comedian