Alright this is my first time posting on a schedule for my books. So to make things clear I update this book on Wednesdays only since I have other books to attend to.
(Group Chat)
(Link has joined the chat)
Link: Hey guys! Happy 4th of July!
Revali: =) Yay, the one day we get a break of being Champions!!
Daruk: ^^
Urbosa: -_- we can't celebrate until we annihilate Ganon
Revali: Party pooper!
Urbosa: Just saying what's so
Daruk: Hey little guy?
Link: yes?^^
Daruk: I'm at Revali's house...wanna light some fire works?
Link: YES!
Let me get a couple friends to join me!
(Alright role play right here to "find" out what happens to Revali's house and the fire works)
Urbosa: So...
Revali: ME COTTAGE'S ROOF!
Urbosa: so your an Irish bird now?
Revali: NOOO! DAMN LINK'S FRIENDS!!
(Mipha has joined the chat)
Mipha: I can finally walk on my injured leg^^
Revali: NO ONE CARES!
Urbosa: well I do and Rev shut yo beak!
Mipha: 0_0 What's going on?
Urbosa: 4th of July Fireworks took out Revali's mansion
Revali: COTTAGE, IT IS A COTTAGE!
Urbosa: Whatever -_-
(Zelda has joined the chat)
Zelda: Hi
Urbosa: Hello princess, how did you get on this chat?
Zelda: Mipha invited me and I am at Zora's Domain. I'm surprised that Link beat me there because he was just at Rito village with his entourage...
Daruk: Little guy's magical or Mipha's a magnet
Zelda: Link's magical and Mipha's not a magnet -_-
Revali: is that jealousy I smell?
Zelda: The only thing you can smell is your feathers
(Zelda has left the chat)
Daruk: Zelda 1 Revali 0
Revali: Let's never speak of this again! -_-
Urbosa: So what is everybody doing?
Revali: Fixing up my cottage...I'm not happy
Link: I'm smashing Zora pots in the domain^^
Daruk: Eating a feast with my Goron brothers
Mipha: Ransacking my brother's room for my missing jewelry...
Urbosa: Oh, that's cool-wait what?!
Link: Mipha why is your brother stealing your jewelry?
Mipha: No idea and I'm not having any luck finding any of the missing pieces...
Daruk: sorry to hear
Mipha: Daruk? do you have a metal detector, I want to scan my brother to see if he is wearing my jewelry.
Daruk: sorry none
(Mipha has left the chat to shake Sidon's grip of a piece of her jewelry)
Revali: wow that's very specific
Link: I broke all the pots and now the guards are chasing me!!
Daruk: Urbosa, what have you been doing?
Urbosa: Hanging around at Kara Kara Bazaar, because I get a break for a week^^
Daruk: That's cool, what are you going to do with your spare time?
Urbosa: hmm... visit Mipha...trash Revali's house..hang with my spouse
Revali: You are not trashing my house! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR ME?!
Hoped ya guys liked it, it was short and probably not as funny so I apologize for that.
Have a nice day^^
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Breath of the Wild; Champions Group Chat
Fanfiction*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE! These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
