3 - muggle

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"Hello?"

"I'm having a mid life crisis."

"You again? What do you want?"

"I need your opinion."

"Why—"

"Cmon, kitten, this is an emergency."

"I'm gonna hang up if you keep calling me that."

"Can you just answer me?"

"Will you leave me alone after this?"

"What's the best kind of already cooked store bought meal to eat while binge watching Teen Wolf?"

"Are you serious?"

"I never joke about food."

"Umm, I don't know. Fried chicken?"

"Eh."

"What was the point of asking me then?"

"Needed someone to talk to. I'm bored."

"If your bored go climb a tree, I'm busy."

"Too busy for me? Just give me another suggestion."

"I'd get donuts and frozen burritos."

"Changed my mind. I'm too lazy to get up."

"Pizza delivery?"

"You, my friend, are a life saver."

"More like your not so friendly neighborhood introvert chick."

"How do you know where I live?"

"Oh gosh, you don't watch Marvel do you?"

"Not really. I'm more of a supernatural, mystery movie kinda guy."

"We can't be friends."

"Awe, come on. Teach me the ways of Marvel. We're already so close."

"You've got a lot to learn, muggle."

"Was that a Harry Potter reference?"

"There may be hope for you yet."

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