I don't feel like writing long-ass stories, so have these.

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Link: "Hey, (Y/N). You have some nice hands."
You: "Thanks??"
Link: "They'd be even better wrapped around my—"
Zelda: "—NECK, BECAUSE IF (Y/N) DOESN'T SHUT YOU UP, I WILL, LINK."


Revali: "You know, I've always been thinking about how accurate I am,"
You: "What? Is this some dumb comment about me and my aim?"
Revali: "Screw you,"
You: "Yeah, I know you want to."


Mipha: "What does... 'hanky panky' mean... my father thinks it's what I've been doing with you..."
You: "Sex."
Mipha: *mipha.exe has stopped working*


You: "Urbosa, do I have thunder thighs?"
Urbosa: "yes."
You: "JAJSFJJEJ YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO AGREE??!!"
Urbosa: "Ah, yes, but they're thunderous. Thunder is my thing, y'know. Your thighs are my t h i n g."


Sidon: "(Y/N), why're your pants so big? I could fit in there too."
You: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Paya: "(Y-Y/N)? Where are my pants?"
You: "WHERE IS THAT BIRTH MARK?"

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