Keke do you love me are you riding lalalalalalalalala beside me da nanana do nanana sa nanananananana na na
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Stan; sup fuckers
Mike; why do you have Stan's phone
Stan; fuck you that's why
Mike; I see
Stan; pussy pussy pussy marijuana juana
Mike; Richie give him back his phone
Stan; who's Richie I only know my fucking daddy who makes me weak at my knees
Mike; haha dude
Stan; what up my name is Stan and I wanna be a magcon boy. Hey bitch, you're worth it
Mike; what are you doing
Stan; if I can nail a 360 flip grip slide on the gnarliest rail why can't I seem to get the right girl
Eddie; Richie give Stan his phone back
Mike; ^
Stan; life is a wild ride. Even when you feel like you can't hold on, just pop an olly and hang in there.
Bev; yo what's the scoop!?
Stan; penis :)
Eddie; PENISSS!!
Richie; and he says he's not gay, bi, or pan. Smh what are you then eddie bear?
Stan; does anyone here love to argue with one pare- oh shit the ice cream man- nt, yeah me too.
Ben; seriously Richie stop
Richie; ok, weird you just assume I have Stan's phone.
Eddie; Wtf
Stan; I'm in love with a stripper.
Eddie; Richie fuck off
Stan; you know what. If you guys don't want to fucking take me seriously, That's your problem
Mike; is that actually Stan?
Richie; it's not me!
Bev; this just in folks I'm getting reports that Richie is gay. More at 11
Richie; I'm not gay!
Richie; shit. Yes I am.
Ben; and she had the audacity to ask me what my favorite video game was.
Eddie; wow.
Ben; exactly!
Eddie; world of war craft
Ben; world of war craft
Richie; but in all seriousness someone stole 15 dollars from me at school.
Stan; real bummer
Mike; but it's summer
Richie; it's not tho.
Eddie; mike wtf it's not summer
Bev; it's summer. I got my hat on backwards and I'm ready to party.
Bill; what's going on
Eddie; it's summer I got my hat on backwards and it's time to fucking party
Stan; foreplay? Nah baby. When you're with me, we're doing five play. 🤤
Mike; Richie seriously give him back his phone tho.
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RandomEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}
