Chapter 43: Everyone Loves Little Immortal Mushroom (I)

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Shang Ke started to accept the information sent by the System.

这是一个修真世界,他的原身是一棵蘑菇,一棵长在凤山之巅,吸收日月精华五百年的蘑菇。本来他是一棵好蘑菇,再过两三百年就可以采摘,成为某位修行者的补品。但是某天,他所在的凤山底下来了一名修魔者,也就是这个世界的主角阎戮。

This was a cultivation world and his original body was a mushroom. A mushroom that grew from the summit of Phoenix Mountain and absorbed the essence of the sun and moon for five hundred years. He was originally a good mushroom that could be picked in another two to three hundred years and become some cultivator’s tonic. But one day, at the bottom of the Phoenix Mountain in which he resided in, a devil cultivator arrived. And that was this world’s main character, Yan Lu.

阎戮本名为阎禄,家人希望他出将入相,官运亨通。愿望是美好的,现实是残酷的。阎禄天生没有七情六欲,亲缘淡薄,12岁便独自离家,走上了修魔之路,并改名“阎戮”,意为杀戮无忌,畅意我行。

Yan Lu’s originally name was Yan Lu, his family wished for him to become a government official and for his career to go smoothly. Yan Lu innately did not have any emotions or desires, and his relationship with his own kin was thin. When he was twelve, he left home alone and started to walk on the path of devil cultivation and changed his name to “Yan Lu”. The path of massacre is fearless, and free for one to walk upon.

TL Note: The Lu part sounds exactly the same, but one is for Kill while the other is for Good Fortune.

阎戮天纵奇才,进阶神速,再加上天运临身,不过三百年便修到了实力巅峰,魔劫降临。

Yan Lu was a genius created by the heavens and progressed at lightning speed. In addition to his fortune encounters, he only needed three hundred years to cultivate to the summit of strength and the devil tribulation descended.

而他渡劫的地点,就在小蘑菇下方的万丈悬崖。魔劫的降临,促使小蘑菇提前产生灵智,从而衍生妖灵之劫。两劫共生,威力惊人,小蘑菇搭上了阎戮的顺风车,借助他的魔气,顺利渡过妖灵之劫,化身成人。但他的本体,也从一棵纯净的灵蘑变成了一棵有毒的魔菇。

The location for his tribulation was right under the bottomless cliff where the little mushroom grew. Because of the devil tribulation descending, it caused the little mushroom to obtain self-will earlier and thus started the demon spirit tribulation. With the two tribulations happening at the same time, the might was astonishing. The little mushroom rode along Yan Lu’s coattails and with the help of his devil qi, smoothly passed the demon spirit tribulation and turned into a person. But his true body was still a pure spirit mushroom that turned into a poisonous Devil Mushroom.

TL Note: 魔菇 and 蘑菇 sounds exactly the same, one is Devil Mushroom while the other one is normal mushroom. This arc full of puns…

之后,成为魔君的阎戮和魔菇“狼狈为奸”,一起为祸人间,弄得修真界一片血雨腥风。

Afterwards, Yan Lu who had became a Devil Lord and the Devil Mushroom “worked together as villains” and brought disaster to the human realm, causing the cultivation realm to be filled with blood.

尚可觉得毒魔菇很好啊,魔君也很好啊,他现在也恨不得毁灭世界啊!

Shang Ke felt that a poisonous Devil Mushroom was great, the Devil Lord was also very great, he also wished he could destroy the world right now but he couldn’t!

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