Relive your memories ( bnha fanfic ) ( Kinda DekuBowl )

Father (2)

// Sorry this is too self indulgent bbut I'm teasing every ship and you can't stop me, also this is extra short I am so sor r y UWU, THERES MORE HAPPENING THE NEXT CHAPTER I PROMISE and uh more plot, who wants to see dad duo

Izuku was stuck hanging out with others, his father didn't want him to see Shinso for a week to think about what they did, Izuku tried to reason saying ' I always did it with Kacchan when I was little! ' in which his father retorted ' I don't know about you son but that doesn't look like Katsuki at all ' ,he would try to talk to him in school where his father can't see him but he had a strong feeling that his father would find out anyways

Right Kacchan

"Kacchan say ah!" He said making airplane movements before he lead the ( too spicy ) curry in his friends mouth, Katsuki grunted, irritated but he made no move to stop the greenette from babying him

"You two seem close!" Kirishima says, Izuku notes that his smile looks a bit restrained

"We're childhood friends!"

"Aren't you supposed to be hanging out with Shinso?" Kaminari asks before he stole a piece of meat from Izuku's bento, Katsuki swatted his hand away

"Well yeah but my dad doesn't want me to..."

"Now that I think about it, you never told me why Deku" he said facing the greenette

"Oh! I tried to kiss with Shinso and he walked in!" Everyone almost choked from what he said, Katsuki stared at him, gaping

"Y-You- what?" Kirishima said, his face a little red

"What? Do you want a kiss too?" Izuku asks, Kirishima eagerly nods, Katsuki smacks his head down with a growl

"Y-You don't just kiss random people dude!" Kaminari reasons

"Me and Kacchan always did when we were little! Me and Shinso are close enough so why not?" He asks, the only bad thing about this is that he sounded genuinely confused

"Y-You- the heck Deku-! Don't tell me you don't know what kisses mean when you spout all that sexual shit everyday!"

"Lips touching?" He offers "My mom and dad does it a lot- Uh everyone does it a lot, what's wrong with it?"

He's dragged away by Kacchan to the restroom, he whined about the food getting cold but he's ignored

"Kacchan?"

"I'll take your first so you'll be taking mine"

"Huh?"

Before Izuku knew it, Katsuki covered his eyes and he felt something soft on his lips, the soft feeling disappeared soon and Katsuki stopped covering his eyes, a red blush spread on his face

"Kacchan didn't you already take my first when I was little?"

"I know"

"Why did you kiss me then?" Katsuki stayed quiet and leaned in close again

"Think about it, you're smart right? You should know, I married you" Izuku giggled

"That was back then Kacchan, I don't think you're married to me anymore"

"Hah? Don't fucking lie to me I heard you say that you still had it in your wallet!"

"Do you still have yours Kacchan?" Katsuki grunted as he nod

"You're so cute! Okay I'll kiss you too!" He said, Katsuki closed his eyes waiting for Izuku, the greenette smiled before leaning up to kiss the blonde on his forehead

...

"W-What the fuck D-Deku?!" He says he face fully red

"What? That was a kiss right?"

"Y-You're so fucking embarrassing!"

"But Kacchan, you're the one who's kissing people on the lips, forehead kisses are like, less weird right?" Izuku giggled before he kissed the blonde on the cheek

"You're so fuckin' weird"

"I know Kacchan" Izuku said hugging the blonde

"I fucking hate you, so fucking stupid, even with that big brain of yours you're so fucking stupid" Izuku smiles as he felt Katsuki hug him back tightly

"I know Kacchan"

"Even though you're a fucking quirkless useless freak you're making me like this"

"I'm sorry Kacchan"

"... I hate you"

"You already said that Kacchan"

"You're weird"

"You also already said that Kacchan"

"..."

They stood there just awkwardly hugging each other before Katsuki pulled away and gently kissed him on the lips, he let out a little whimper when Katsuki bit him until Mirio walked in, his face is blank as he stared at them and as they stared back at him

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"Young Midoriya, I think it's about time we had a serious talk with each other again" oh no

"T-Toshi-"

"You can't get out of it this time, I see that you've been getting close to some of your classmates, I heard Kaminari whisper about a little something about you and Hitoshi... and I've heard that you.. did not know about the significance of such actions" Izuku pouts

"You're such a prude, dad" he said accusingly

"Excuse me?"

"I said, you're such a prude! It's just a kiss, what's a kiss going to do anyways? It's just mouth touching, if you want I'll kiss you too!" Toshinori coughs

"It's not that, I know that you are a teen and your hormones might cause you to do stuff-"

"Dad everyone has been kissing me since I was little! What's wrong with it?" Toshinori spits blood in shock

"E-Excuse me?!"

"Yeah! Sometimes uh older kids, they were bullies but they leave me alone as long as I let them kiss me, they do it but Kacchan was the very first who did it to me! What's wrong with kissing? It feels really nice and relaxing"

"Does your father know?" Izuku pondered a bit before shaking his head

"Can I get his number?"

"Huh?"

"I need his number" Izuku stuck his tongue out childishly

"No way! If I do that you'll both form a duo and then dote on me!"

"Give me his number!"

"N-No!"

"Stop being childish and give it to me-!"

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Hisashi was buying flowers for his wife when he received the call

"Fellow comrade let us set aside our differences and work together for the future of next generation" Toshinori says from the other line, huh, how did the guy get his number?

"Excuse me?" He asks intrigued, he thought he guy wouldn't trust him anymore as soon as he spiked his drink, oh well, he'll hear him out

"Earlier, your son told me something interesting that I think you should know of"

"Huh?"

"He said and I quote 'Sometimes uh older kids, they were bullies but they leave me alone as long as I let them kiss me' from your son, are you aware of this?" Hisashi let the flowers he's holding set on fire as he grinned widely

"Dear comrade I accept your proposal, let us work together for the future of the next generation"