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~Valentina / Hunter~
"How dare you tricked me yesterday. I shall send a smack to you. It's sent."
"Ow. I am hurt."
"Now we're even."
"Should I be worried about your mentality?"
"Nah. I'm as fine as a strawberry banana smoothie."
"You have an obsession with smoothies don't you?"
"Hey what can I say. If you're around them 24/7 then you would too. Plus they're healthy."
"What is healthy? All I know is junk food and more junk food."
"You should come by. I can whip you up a good ol' healthy smoothie."
"Hm, maybe I will."
"Wait are you serious?! Oh my go-"
"No, Dumbo. How will I know where you are if you won't tell me where you work?"
"Oh. Right. I work at the smoothie stand at the beach. Shit a seagull just stole a grape. My boss is going to kill me."
"I'll do the honor of digging your grave. At least you saved a life."
"Yeah but I'll end up dead. You would choose a bird over me?"
"Always, Dumbo."
"Wow, why do I have the sudden urge to murder the bird?"
"The poor thing does not need to be murdered by you but it will gladly watch you get murdered by your boss."
"You are a cruel woman."
"Did you just assume my gender?"
"Umm yeah? Oh god are you a man? Have I been talking to a man this whole time? Damnit I have been fooled... Why are you laughing?"
"You're so gullible sometimes. I am a girl, stupid."
"Of course. I knew that..."
"How's work going? Anymore seagulls come to steal food?"
"It's alright and nope I will fry those little fuckers before they touch anything. Good thing my boss isn't here today."
"Well aren't you lucky today."
"You know it. Wait what was that sound? Are you crying?"
"That was my dog, Dumbo."
"You have a dog?! What breed? What color? What's it's name?!"
"Calm down. His name is Loki. He's a sable German Shepherd."
"Damn I've always wanted a dog but I'm stuck with a feline."
"Aw I love cats, be grateful for what you have, Dumbo."
"Yeah I love her. She's a Birman, face and feet have some tabby coloring and her tail is like brownish. Her name's Beanie."
"Let me guess... you named her after jelly beans."
"Of course, Jelly Bean!"
"Do you refer to everyone you talk to as jelly beans?"
"Nope. Only you."
"Wow I feel special."
"You should. Everyone is too much of a loser for me to call them a jelly bean."
"I worry about you sometimes."
"Awwww, you care about meeeee."
"I never said that. You need to get your ears checked, to make sure you won't have grandpa hearing at the age of what? 17?"
"Nooo but you implied it. I'm 18 thank you very much. How old are you?"
"I'm five..."
"You're kidding..."
"Am I?"
"I don't know, I'm asking you!"
"And I'm asking you since you asked me."
"Now you're just trying to confuse me."
"Am I?"
"Stop that, Tater Tot. You trying to confuse me isn't working."
"Oh really?"
".... yep!"
"Are you sure that you're sure that it's not working?"
"Wait.. what? Just answer the question woman!"
"Fine you boring old fart. I'm 17 almost 18."
"HAH! I'm older than you take that you witch!"
"... gotta go, I have an appointment."
"What what type of appointment? Hello?"
"It's not that important, Dumbo. I'll talk to you later."
"That just makes it sound important. Hello? Tater Tot you there?"
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