Book Of Randomness [COMPLETED]

44th Random Page

MAAMEPORA: I NEED A GIRL LIKE YOUUUU

MAAMEPORA: YEAHHHH

Random Reader: NOT TO LONG AGO I WAS DANCING FOR DOLLORS, KNOW IT'S REALLY REAL IF I LET YOU MEET MY MAMA, YOU DON'T WANT A GIRL LIKE ME I'M TOO CRAZY, BUT EVERY OTHER GIRL YOU MEET IS FUGAZY

Random Reader: I'M SURE THEM OTHER GIRLS WERE NICE ENOUGH, BUT YOU NEED SoMEONE TO SPICE IT UP, SO WHO YOU GONNA CALL? CARDI, CARDI. COME AND REV IT UP LIKE A HARLEY, HARLEY

Random Reader: WHY IS THE BEST FRUIT ALWAYS FORBIDDEN? I'M COMING TO YOU KNOW DOING 20 OVER THE LIMIT! RED LIGHT, RED LIGHT! STOP, STOP! I DON'T PLAY WHEN IT COMES TO MY HEART

Random Reader: LET'S GET IT THOUGHH

Random Reader: I DON'T REALLY WANT A WHITE HORSE AND CARRIAGE, I'M THINKIN' MORE OF WHITE PORSCHES AND KARATS, I NEED YOU RIGHT HERE CAUSE EVERYTIME YOU CALL I PLAY WITH THIS KITTY LIKE YOU PLAY WITH YOUR GUITAAARRR

MAAMEPORA: OKAY BACK TO THE STORY

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Midoriya's POV

"G-gender?!" I accidentally shouted as we all look at her in disbelief. She just smiled at us and tapped Mr. Aizawa at the back. Please, don't tell me its-

"'He', huh? You're students are very sexist, don't you think?"

"But... Hajime..." I started, feeling confused even more. "My cousin? What about him?" she looked at me in confusion.

"I told them to be careful around Hajime. I thought he was still here" he shrugged making the lady smile at us. She bent down a little and took her arm out

"I'm Nishika Suzuki, the Shadow Thief. Nice to meet you!"

Her shadow suddenly rise from the ground and took out it's arm to us as well, Ms. Suzuki giggled and patted the shadow at it's head. "This is Kage. My shadow"

"We're so sorry for getting you're gender wrong" I quickly bowed and she just giggled as she ruffled my hair. I look up at her and realized she looked oddly familiar.

"Are you, uhm... Are you and Mr. Aizawa a couple?"

She looked at me in shock before laughing hysterically, "He wish" She winked at Mr.Aizawa to which Mr. Aizawa rolled his eyes to.

"Anyway. You must be Midoriya? I heard a lot about you from the pro heroes" she smiled at me again to which I return the gestured, "Yes ma'am"

"You really remind me of someone I love" she kissed my forehead making me blush and he giggled. "I know you. You little rascal, you're Bokugo aren't you? You have a beautiful quirk, honey"

Kacchan looked at her in shock. We all did-except for Mr. Aizawa. He nodded slowly and Ms. Suzuki kissed his forehead too, leaving him dumbfounded.

"Ah, the blood of a winner flows in you, dear" she smiled sweetly, kissing Todoroki's forehead, "Such beautiful quirk, such beautiful face. That scar..."

She smiled weakly at him and hugged him tightly as we all look in shock. Once she separated she stepped back from us and her shadow went beside her floating in air.

"Now what do you guys want?"

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"Morning Deku! You're almost late!" Uraraka approached me as I entered the classroom. I gave her a small smile, "Yeah, I was exhausted yesterday"

"About yesterday," she placed her fingers under her chin, like she's thinking, "What happened did you persuade the Shadow Thief?"

"About that-"