Red vs Blue Season 5: Male OC

Rvb S5 E17 "Tucker Knows Best"

Observing Room
To the observing room, where the Reds are at, looking at Grif's naked Sister on the screen.

Grif: PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! What's the one thing I told you? Don't embarrass the family!

Simmons: I don't think she's embarrassing -whoa, why is she doing splits?

Leo: I think my innocence, just broke.

Grif: Then stop looking at her!

Leo: I've tried and failed! Blame my teenage hormones!

Sarge: Huh, is this that Facebook thing I keep hearing about?

Simmons: Does this thing take dollar bills?

Grif: Come on, that's my sister! And you're looking at her naked!

Simmons: So? She's not our sister.

Grif: Stop looking at her!

Simmons: Why does Donut get to look?

Donut: Hey, why does the Blue base get so much more natural light than ours? It gives the interior a much more airy and open feeling.

Grif: That's why Donut gets to look.

Simmons: Donut isn't the only one looking.

Grif: What are you talking about!

Grif looks at the screen and sees Doc and Wade, watching her stretch.

Grif: Wade!? Why is he there with her!

Leo: And Doc, to.

Sarge: Ohhh, look, she's puttin' her armor back on. Uh, I mean, oh look, she is putting her armor back on. Good work Soldier!

Grif: Don't patronize me.

Leo: Well, besides that it looks as if the blues are having a meeting, now.

Sarge: What? I knew it. They're coming to attack our base. Dirty backstabbers.

Donut: I thought the Blues were supposed to attack us?

Sarge: Dirty frontstabbers! Simmons, what're they saying?

Simmons: I have no idea. I can't find the volume on this monitor. And without any sound it just looks like a bunch of helmets bobbing up and down.

Sarge: Is that how they talk? They look ridiculous.

Leo: But, we do it to.

Grif: Huh, I guess we do..... why do we do that?

Leo: It just feels... natural, I guess?

Grif: .....weird.

Blue Base
To the Blues all gathered on top of Blue Base.

Church: Alright, Vic called and said we should attack the Red base right away. I don't know why but, I guess we're gonna do it.

Wade: Aren't we cool with the reds, tho?

Church: I don't know man, Vic just said to attack them, that's all.

Tucker: Attack? Shouldn't we call soldiers or the military for something like that?

Wade: I got called in here, remember?

Tucker: Yeah but, I mean more soldiers.

Church: And for some reason he thinks it's a good idea for some of us to go through the caves.