iMessage- Reddie ☼

I hate him

Hot in here- nelly

Hoes I'm running out of songs so now I'm just putting random songs

Richie; hey eds.

Richie; enjoy

eddie; bitch, are you trying to get me pissed?

Richie; why? dont you have milk?

Eddie; you know i dont.

Richie; you should go get some...

Eddie; i dont need fucking milk

Richie; wow sheesh eds, dont blow a fuse

Eddie; whatever.

Richie; really? You're mad at me?

Eddie; no

Richie; good.

Eddie; good

Richie; fine

Eddie; fine.

- Richie to Stan-

Richie; eddies mad at me

Stan; what did you do now?

Richie; I sent him a lovely video of someone who was out of milk

Stan; what

Richie; he was out of milk when I went over

Stan; hahaha

Richie; exactly

Stan; why is he mad??

Richie; idk! I asked if he was mad and he said no

Stan; then he isn't mad

Richie; but he is

Stan; wtf do you mean

Richie; my Eddie senses are tingling and I can fell hes mad

Stan; maybe he's not mad and you are just wrong

Richie; when am I ever wrong?

Stan; all the fucking time

Richie; ok. I c

Stan; maybe he's mad at something else, and not you

Richie; highly doubt that. Have you met me?

Stan; wow, that's was actually funny

Stan; but there's no way he's actually mad at you

Richie; liar

Stan; just ask him what's wrong

Richie; no. Abso fucking lutely  not

Stan; fine I'll do it

Richie; you most certainly will not

Stan; that's funny, cause I'm doing it right now