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Lancerdancer69: Welcome to ur daily text from lance, what would you like to do with this file?
Whyamihere: unsubscribe
Lancerdancer69: YOU WANNA GO?? HUH??
Whyamihere: not really no
Lancerdancer69: yeah me neither
Whyamihere: anyway so why are you doing moving to a different school anyway?
Lancerdancer69: oh, so now you want to talk?
Whyamihere: well yeah I guess, ugh well it's not like your that bad jeez
Whyamihere: I'm just trying to make conversation
Lancerdancer69: awwwwh <3
Lancerdancer69: you've learnt so much from your father...
Lancerdancer69: I'm so proud of you son
Whyamihere: fuck off
Lancerdancer69: lmao anyway me and my family moved, our old house wasnt...that stable let's say
Whyamihere: ah
Whyamihere: I understand
Lancerdancer69: yeah lol, and I'm finally going to school tomorrow, so that'll be fun! Btw can I at least get a hint of who you are?? Pls?????
Whyamihere: nope
Lancerdancer69: that's okay! I'll find out who you are on my own. >:)
Whyamihere: totally lance :)
Lancerdancer69: omg did you just smile over text??
Lancerdancer69: that's adorable!!
Whyamihere: >:(
Lancerdancer69: nooo smiley K!!
Whyamihere: >:(
Lancerdancer69: do it again! :D
Whyamihere: >:(
Lancerdancer69: ..I'm never seeing you smile am I?
Whyamihere: nope
Whyamihere: you can fuck right off
Whyamihere: oh, and by the way, I was meaning to ask you, what happened with you and your girlfriend?
Lancerdancer69: ugh, it's a long story tbh
Lancerdancer69: But basically, she caught a girl giving me her number, and she got upset even though it wasn't like I asked for the girls numberrrrr. Ughhhh and now she won't talk to me!
Whyamihere: that wasn't a long story
Lancerdancer69: really..? That's all you have to say?
Whyamihere: yup
Whyamihere: besides the fact that your a dumbass
Lancerdancer69: but I didn't even do anything..? Is it really my fault? Am I just an idiot?
Whyamihere: no it's not your fault, it's just the fact you thought I own your ex's Instagram account and think pickup lines were a good approach
Whyamihere: I mean, really?
Lancerdancer69: SHES NOT MY EX
Lancerdancer69: also you follow all of the celebrities she likes! And my buddy said she follows you on here and that you could be her based on where your location is
Whyamihere: How the hell did your friend find out my location? That's not even amusing at this point. Just creepy.
Lancerdancer69: lol she can hack! Isn't that cool?
Whyamihere: ....no
Lancerdancer69: I think it is lmao. I should ask you, what's the school like? Do you enjoy it there?
Whyamihere: hahahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahhahaahhahahhahhahaha
Whyamihere: fuck no
Whyamihere its horrible
Whyamihere: also, just a quick tip.....bring your own lunch...
Lancerdancer69: what why?
Whyamihere: the uhh...cafeteria chef is a bit....you know what? Never mind. Just trust me on this one
Lancerdancer69: okay...?
Lancerdancer69: should I be...worried?
Whyamihere: pfft of course not
Whyamihere: this is the best school in the area
Whyamihere: totally not the most looked down upon place in the town
Whyamihere: also you could get pickpocketed on the way if you walk there, so maybe bring a weapon
Lancerdancer69: WHAT
Whyamihere: just kidding
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