Most Annoying Wattpad cliches

Cliche 8

Titles because why not.

1. My possessive Alpha mate. After you read the title it's like you've read the entire book already. It is going to be about some weak ass wimp who doesn't know the difference between possessive and aggressive.

And then there are similar titles but on steroids aka "My possessive Alpha mate who is unbelievably sexy and loves me and FYI he has a huge dick. Oops! TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Titles are not supposed to have punctuation. At all. Unless it contributes to the story. No hundreds of exclamation marks.

2. The bad boy's anything. First thing I think of is some delinquent with a clueless bitch.

3. Another Cinderella story. Why? Who wants to read about a weak girl who sits around waiting for some rich idiot to save her. I mean the original Cinderella was great but Disney are geniuses. They got away with it but you can't.

4. Not another Cinderella story ( the surprise here is that it is just another Cinderella story)

5. Adopted by One direction.
What the fuck is one direction doing adopting a girl who is the same age as them? Creepy town.

6. My vampire anything. Twilight was enough

7. My sexy Alpha mate. NEXT!

8. Loving bla bla.
I wonder what this story is about? Whatever could it be?

9. The billionaires' bla bla. One thing I have realized is, REAL billionaires aren't twenty three years old and looking for love. Nope, not at all.

10. Anything with CEO in it. Stop it already, I think there are enough stories like this.