Sunday 5:07 am
hoseok: gOoD mORNING
hoseok: wait you're probably asleep because it's sunday
hoseok: wake uppppppp
hoseok: waKE UPPPPP
hoseok: wow i'm aggressive
you: i don't wanna seem mean and all but i think i am gonna seem like it but i swear i need at least 5 more hours of sleep before i combust into who knows what because do you knoW HOW MUCH HOMEWORK I HAD TO FINISH LAST NIGHT
hoseok: yikes i'm sorry
hoseok: have a good rest ✌🏻
you: i can't sleep now god dangit
you: so why are your practices always so early in the morning?
hoseok: good morning pea
hoseok: i'm preparing for our comeback
hoseok: and no i am not telling you when the teaser is going to come out
you: i diDn'T know there was a comeback
you: did you guys not already have a comeback this year?
hoseok: yeah, well it's a surprise
you: i'm excited then
hoseok: it won't disappoint :-)
you: it never was
 the note below was me at bigshit when they didn't post shit about IDOL coming out
yall hear a lil' sumn?? (bigshit didn't mcfrickin post anything up today either)
anyways, here's a new character to the story uWU
unknown number: ʰᵉˡˡᵒ, jimin here :D
you: wait what
you: i'm not really in the mood for prank message
unknown number: noo ⁱ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵃᵐ
unknown number: and by jimin i mean park jimin from bts...not the female one :<
you: how are you so sure
jimin: i'm sure uwu
you: woaH okay, thanks for my new phone wallpaper but um why are you messaging me all of a sudden?
you: also how did you get my number..
jimin: i got your number from hobi
jimin: anddd i just wanted to say hi because hoseok is practicing his balls off now and his phone seemed to have died hehe
jimin: he's also been talking about you ever since you were assigned to him through the hotline
jimin: hOwdy do new friend i guess uWu
you: i'm still processing
jimin: what from?
you: the fact that you are messaging me and the reason for it is because hoseok is supposedly talking about me to you
jimin: ᵒʰ ⁱᵗ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵐᵉ, all seven of us know who soo hyejin is now
you: i am not okay
you: no i am physically and all but i am not okay
you: i don't want to be too nosy or anything but, what does he tell you guys about me?
jimin: oh you know, how he always wants me to shut up so that he can concentrate on what to type when he messages you all he time, no big deal!
you: so that's why he types for so long
jimin: aHAHaH hyung gets really nervous when he messages you uwu
jimin: he's also never been on his phone this much before, up until now
you: it's my fault isn't it
you: i'll stop texting him them, he has a busy schedule anyways
jimin: ooh puff no
jimin: i didn't mean it in a bad way, hobi hyung usually never uses his phone much (unless it's selfies) and seeing him smile looking at his phone makes me a little happy
you: my jihope heart
jimin: what :o
you: yes um, hoseok has been a really good friend to me, i really do appreciate it
jimin: he's our hope, we're his hope
you: he's j-hope
jimin: sOo i have to go now before the dance king himself whips my ass for not practicing the dance routine so i gotta go bYeeee :P
continuation of your usual buzz :-)
hoseok: tHANK YOUSOMuch
hoseok: my phone battery died and then there was no charger and yeah hEY
you: hello, yes i have heard
you: jimin messaged me a while ago
hoseok: what did he say?
you: a lot of stuff
you: it's personal, yes
hoseok: alright, you need your privacy too, soo what did i miss while my phone and my physique died?
you: i studied right after jimin went off to start dancing
you: then i had pizza
you: i was about to shower but then my phone notification ringed
hoseok: aww, you chose me over shower :,)))
you: i'm going to shower now :)))))
hoseok: dang it
hoseok: have fun in there