Black Clover One-Shots [Black Clover]

Rhya Headcanons

- He's like the voice of reason between the Third Eye and Patri, which really doesn't say much when he seems to be hungover a lot.

- You're a human, he just picked you up and went like-

Rhya: This is my hangover support human.

- So hello, hangover support human that is now the new voice of reason, the whole Eye of the Midnight Sun thinks that is literally your name

Vetto: So she supports your hangovers to be worse?

You: I actually am supposed to be there to help his hangovers lessen

- You were really some random human that he picked up in a forest, he said.

- You were actually an aide for Julius, your brother, on a mission, before he just swept you up

- Yeah, you had a robe. But Julius made mushrooms grow out of it after his book ended on a cliffhanger, and you didn't have time, so you just went out.

- You get carried around like a tiny stuffed animal

- When he's hungover, he just clings onto you and has drooled on you before

You, listening to him snoring: Great, this is my life now.

- William recognizes you, but doesn't want you to die, so he says nothing and tries really hard to not think about you

- Rhya drinks a lot because the alcohol tastes better than when he was fully an Elf, and because he hears that's how people get close in this day and age

- He complains a lot about being hungover, though

You: Then... why don't you just stop drinking?

Rhya, never realizing that: ... That's a great idea, hangover human

You: That's not my name

- You're usually hanging off of his arm

- Hang... Over... Human. Get it-

-When you first appeared, they're all staring at you until Patri sighs.

Patri: As long as you feed her and walk her.

- He would've cheered, but he ended up swallowing a fly, so he choked and you had to perform the Heimlich Maneuver while looking like a bear hug

Vetto: A sock to the gut works too

- He likes hugging you a lot, though you elbow him when his hands end up in places, even on accident

Rhya, yawning and hugging you tighter:

You: *elbows him immediately*

Rhya: *WhEEzE*

You, noticing Fana was watching: ... He touched my chest.

- Fana doesn't even get mad, she just slowly nods and walks the other way like she didn't see anything

- Rhya does forcefeed you because he doesn't know a lot when you do eat, and because he thinks that's how he has to care for you

- Feed her, they said.

You:

Rhya, with a bag of potato chips:

You: *yawns*

Rhya: *Immediately shoves chips into your mouth*

You: *chokes and starts crying*

- You're still like your brother; but snails magically appear when you sulk

- Free escargot for everyone

- Except for those who think it's disgusting

- You gets headpats, which makes you stop

- When you cried for the first time, everyone's like "Shoot/Sh*t, what do we do."

- Fana has the brilliant idea of headpats, and finds that it works great

You, whining:

Everyone:

Fana: *slowly walks up and pats your head once*

*Sudden silence, you are no longer whining. You're calming down*

- Even though you're the hangover support human, you're still like a child they're all taking care of

- Even though you're a grown woman

- You're like the only one who actually knows how to cook there

- Can't trust anyone in the kitchen. Vetto would throw in peppers and only knows how to make like three dishes you get sick of really quick,

You: Is... omelets all you know how to make?

Vetto: *scoffs* No. I can make hard boiled eggs too.

- Patri would accidentally destroy the kitchen the moment he tried because he can't cook and tries to use magic to cook.

- *light is mysteriously glowing from the room*

- Rades would have corpses bumping into everything everywhere. Fana doesn't have patience, and Valtos is literally the only one who would know something

- So you're like a personal chef now, after you manages to cook something that isn't an egg

- You're dressed up in outfits like a daughter because why not, you're cute

- The maid idea though was immediately thrown out the window, since you're stuck in a floating rock of mostly single, angry and low-key-high-key horny men that don't have girlfriends

- You follow Rhya a lot on missions and are low-key collecting intel

- Big spoon, you're his teddy bear

Rhya: Hangover Support human!

You: Call me something else!

Rhya: HSH!

You: High school human?!

Rhya: I require your body for my rest!

You: WHAT THE FU-

- He's always asking out other girls to get a drink, but with you following him with this dead look in your eye and silently shaking your head no, he never gets a date

- Yay Sabotage

- Rhya thinks you're pretty cute

- Maybe it's when he's drunk and looking at you that he thinks he's in love, with the wonderful bright light shining behind you and your voice ringing so much his head hurts

- He was hungover

- He brings you on a mission with a group of other members and a Patri because why not, and is in the middle of saying he might like you.

- Then Julius sees you and is like-

Julius: Little sister!

You: Hey, older brother.

Literally everyone else: OlDeR BRoTheR??

Patri: ............ Rhya, I think I'll kill you now

- Hangover Support human was the little sister of the enemy? She could've been a hostage, DARN IT!