you: oh yeah hoseok, showering is soO fun
hoseok: welcome back
hoseok: what are you doing now?
hoseok: what subject?
you: history of korea
hoseok: ooo must be hard
hoseok: you should ask namjoon for help, he's the sexy brain in our group
you: sexy brain?
hoseok: it's his nickname for being the smartest in the group eheh ....yeah we're bad at making names
you: don't tell me that his iq is like 140 or something
hoseok: .............it's 148 though
you: no way
hoseok: you can ask him for yourself
you: right, it's that easy to ask a worldwide pHENOMENONaL pOPSTAR that i need heLP with korean history
hoseok: his number i can give
you: i don't want it, it's his privacy
hoseok: heyy namjoon here, hobi says you wanted help with history?
you: whAT NO
you: uM NAMJOONILOVEYOUSOMUCH but i don't need the help its alright just eat healthy and stay safe and be happy and that's good enough for me
hoseok: whY DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO ᵐᵉ
you: is this hoseok now
hoseok: no i'm sad now
hoseok: he's alright, he just feels neglected even though you said he was your bias -joon
you: you still are my bias, but namjoon is my bias wrecker
hoseok: what's a bias wrecker
you: it's like when someone else in the groups make you question your existence and sort of gets in the middle of you and your bias
you: do...you get it
hoseok: not a bit
you: well i am too, first off who am i talking to..i'm a little confused whether its hoseok or namjoon
hoseok: we both have a break so we're both sitting down talking to you, namjoon is also interested in what we talk about so lets continue ٩( 'ω' )و
you: umm so here's my bias, hoseok aka you