Mooo!- Doha Cat
Sis snapped. Also why is this song low key fire? Bitch I'm a cow, bitch I'm a cow, I'm not a cat, I don't say meow.
Unknown; hey! I've missed you! I've missed you all so much!
Ben; who's this?
Unknown; it's Eddie!!!
Unknown; I got a new phone, one my mom doesn't know I have.
Ben; Eddie!!! Wtf where have you been?
Mike; is it really you?
Bev; omg! Ah! I'm smiling so hard right now!
Eddie; of course it's me! Who else would have all of your numbers?
Bill; Rosa
Stan; The Dick Derrick
Eddie; ew, he's canceled
Stan; EDDIE T REALLY IS YOU
Eddie; why isn't Richie answering
Stan; he can't use his phone when he's at his boyfriends house
Eddie; what?
Ben; STAN! Dude! Wtf
Bev; insensitive, much?
Eddie; he has a boyfriend?
Mike; yeah. He... well he hasn't really been the same since you left
Eddie; I DIDNT LEAVE I WAS TAKEN!
Eddie; MY FUCKING MOM SENT ME TO A CONVERSION RETREAT
Eddie; I can't believe he has a boyfriend. What the actual fuck
Ben; a conversation retreat? What is this 1935?? Your mom need to die
Eddie; I agree
Stan; your mom is a disgusting thot
Eddie; who is Richie dating?
Eddie; why didn't he wait for me?
Bev; Derrick...
Bill; I think he couldn't handle what he put you through so he got together with Derrick
Eddie; I'm gonna kill him
Mike; you're gonna kill Richie?
Eddie; no! Wtf. Stan! How did you let him do this? Why would you let him go back after he told you what happened!?
Stan; I tried! I tried really hard! Mike knows how hard I tried. I fucking showed up at his house and told him to stop.
Eddie; why didn't he listen
Mike; like I said, he hasn't been the same.
Eddie; what's that supposed to mean!?!?
Bev; wait- so if you went to a conversion thing does that mean you don't like Richie?
Eddie; no! I love him! I had to go through the steps though so they'd let me leave and my mom put me on these meds that "only make me happy" but really what it does it make me fade away on the outside and cry on the inside cause I'm stuck in my brain... if that makes sense
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RandomEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}
