❝ Who's V? ❞
❝ What? ❞
❝ You've been scribbling the same letter over and over again in your notebook. ❞
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in which Jeon Jungkook receives pick-up lines every day from V.
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PICK-UP LINES
august 2018 → august 2018
V you know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
JUNGKOOK do you like raisins? well, how about a date?
V damn i'm rubbing off on you
JUNGKOOK that's not good so is that a yes?
V rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors and even death! so for my health and yours, i'm saying yes.
JUNGKOOK gr8! you already used that before btw
V are you a banker? because you need to leave me a loan
JUNGKOOK when did you turn to anti pick-up lines?
V when you accused me of using the same one
JUNGKOOK because you did
V no because it's "i'm saying yes" instead of "just say yes"
JUNGKOOK big difference does this mean you're done with pick-up lines now because thank god
V that was not what you thought five years ago bish
JUNGKOOK that was five years ago
V i hate you
JUNGKOOK
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V OH MY GUCCI ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS
JUNGKOOK no i'm just buying an expensive ring for fun
V ...
JUNGKOOK yes, tae. i'm being serious
V if i say yes... does it mean you'll finally change my contact name?
JUNGKOOK no
V WHY NOT?!
JUNGKOOK because i like v v for vaca
V i thought it was v for victory because you finally got me to be your boyfriend?
JUNGKOOK ... now it's v for vaca
V ARE YOU CALLING ME A COW?!
JUNGKOOK i didn't know you knew spanish
V i don't. i used something called the internet.
JUNGKOOK so? are you saying yes?
V no
JUNGKOOK you're saying no?
V yes
JUNGKOOK yes it is!
V BISH I DID NOT
JUNGKOOK meh i just bought the ring it's from gucci before you ask i'll pick you up in ten we're going to panda express for the date you said yes to i'm gonna propose so don't freak out because this entire conversation we've had is to prepare you for when i do
V panda express? gucci? i still hate you future husband
JUNGKOOK love you too future wife
V i'm a husband too!
JUNGKOOK we are not having this conversation for the millionth time tell me again who's the bottom out of the two of us
