Handsome Man:
OH, MY GOD
My cute Kitty:
OH MY GOD HERE TOO
Handsome Man:
IS YOUR OH MY GOD ABOUT JESTER, KIERAN, AND MARSHALL?
My cute Kitty:
OH MY GOD YES!
Handsome Man:
OH MY GOD I AM THE SHOOKETH
My cute Kitty:
do not use "SHOOKETH" ever again
Handsome Man:
Someone's feisty.
Handsome Man:
But literally, I am just so shocked.
Handsome Man:
They're fighting over MARSHALL
Handsome Man:
A MAN WHO IS TWO YEARS OLDER THAN THEM.
My cute Kitty:
And that "man" is also my older brother.
Handsome Man:
Right. I forgot.
My cute Kitty:
How can you forget?! You literally asked for my address!
Handsome Man:
I mean, you're just so small and too innocent. Marshall, is just as short, but he sure as hell put up a fight.
My cute Kitty:
I take full offence.
Handsome Man:
It's not offensive if it's true.
My cute Kitty:
Dude, that doesn't even make sense.
Handsome Man:
Yeah, I was questioning myself, too.
My cute Kitty:
You're so weird and quirky.
My cute Kitty:
I love it.
Handsome Man:
Am I being confessed to?
My cute Kitty:
Pftttttt no.
My cute Kitty:
No way. No way in hell.
My cute Kitty:
Like, I am straight. I like the vagina.
Handsome Man:
I was going to ask if you ever gotten pussy, butttttttttttt
My cute Kitty:
I WAS ABOUT TO ASK YOU THE SAME THING
Handsome Man:
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?!?!?
My cute Kitty:
TWINS
Handsome Man:
TWINS
My cute Kitty:
Seriously, what do we do with our lives?
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