Most Annoying Wattpad cliches

Cliche 17

SONGS

So this is usually how the scene plays out. The main character is usually on her way to do something totally irrelevant to the plot. Then she decides to bless us with the song that was playing in her car or the song she is singing. The ENTIRE SONG!!!

Ok
Sing
This is what I'm talking about
How great Chicken Nuggets Are...
Ohhh!

If you like chicken nuggets then you gotta sing along
If you like chicken nuggets this is your favorite song
If you like chicken nuggets then you gotta sing along
If you like chicken nuggets this is your favorite song
Sing It!
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Sing It!
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I love chicken nuggets, it's true
I bet I love chicken nuggets more than you do
If you don't like chicken nuggets we can't be friends
Me and chicken nuggets 'til the very end
Honey mustard, Barbecue, Sweet and Sour Sauce
Can I get three of each, I'm gonna eat 'em all
If you like chicken nuggets then you know just what to say
I love chicken nuggets and I eat 'em everyday

If you like chicken nuggets then you gotta sing along
If you like chicken nuggets this is your favorite song
If you like chicken nuggets then you gotta sing along
If you like chicken nuggets this is your favorite song
Everybody like, sing it!
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Sing it!
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I eat chicken nuggets when I pee
I eat chicken nuggets while I'm in a tree
I eat chicken nuggets when I'm drinking tea
I don't want 5 or 10 I want 23
Chicken nuggets is my favorite food
Eat 'em anytime I'm always in the mood
If you like chicken nuggets then you know just what to say
I love chicken nuggets and I eat them everyday

If you like chicken nuggets then you gotta sing along
If you like chicken nuggets this is your favorite song
If you like chicken nuggets then you gotta sing along
If you like chicken nuggets this is your favorite song
Sing it!
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Sing it!
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah
Chicken chicken nuggets yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Let's be honest, you all skipped the entire song.

First of all, I came to read a book. If I wanted songs I know damn well where my music app is.

The most annoying thing of all is that the rest of the chapter is like 200 words long and she's like:

My voice sounded awesome but I am sixteen year old female main character on wattpad so I am going to say I sound horrible and hate myself.

I went shopping and like I bought Nike shoes, a Micheal Kors watch and my bra is from PINK and my earrings are from Victoria's Secret. Later, I went to Starbucks and bought a bla bla bla...... Oh my gosh I can't believe how poor I am!! *Cue eye roll*

Does this information have any relevance?
No

Does it drive your plot forward?
No

Then why in the name of soggy bread sticks are you telling us?!!!!