FORTY-NINE

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the-m00n
my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear - by all accounts a green and tasty friend - and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water - by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss - he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I locked him in baby jail to stop him from killing himself.

mjnqyu
please tell your parrot i still love him.

the-m00n
he just threw his seeds all over the carpet and laughed about it so I will not

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