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Suck my dick 64

Help this shitty song is in my head

Hoes I'm serious help gimme songs to listen to

Richie; suck my dick

Eddie; no

Richie; it was worth a shot

Eddie; you knew I'd say no tho...??

Richie; well yeah.

Eddie; then why did u ask

Richie; idk I'm hella bored at lunch and you are in stupid history

Eddie;  I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck
I like my dick sucked

Richie; u okay man??

Eddie; I'll buy you a sick truck
I'll buy you some new tits, I'll get you that nip-tuck

Richie; I do need a nip-tuck

Eddie; How you start a family? The condom slipped up

Eddie; I'm a sick fuck, I'm inappropriate
I like hearin' stories

Eddie; I like that ho shit
I wanna hear mo' shit, I like the ho shit
Send me some mo' shit, you triflin' ho bitch

Richie; fuck u got bars

Eddie; what can I say???

Richie; you can say you're a thief bc those ain't your bars

Eddie; foiled again

Richie; I can't believe u wrote that in history class

Eddie; we aren't doing anything

Eddie; tmmr is our last day

Eddie; whoop whoop freedom

Richie; woop woop crippling debt and four voluntary years at a school just to figure out what u want to do with you're life

Eddie; ok. I see

Eddie; making me want to never leave this hell hole

Richie; welp

Eddie; omg guess what happened in the Hall last period

Richie; someone fell?

Eddie; no,... well, maybe.

Eddie; Vic came up to me

Richie; uh he needs to hop off

Eddie; and he was all like "hi Eddie, how are you"

Richie; wow, how rude of him

Eddie; ikr. I said good and you know what he said then??

Richie; come to the bathroom so I can stick my dick in your mouth???

Eddie; haha close

Richie; omg baby no!

Eddie; he said "why haven't you returned any of my texts"

Eddie; so I'm standing there like 'when did I give you my number'

Eddie;

Richie; classic

Eddie; and so I said I have a new phone

Richie; did u give him your number??

Eddie; yeah ofc I wanted to see what would happen

Richie; did something happen

Eddie; YES!

Richie; oh no, what?!?

Eddie; he said "hey it's Vic, from school."

Richie; what else

Eddie; that's it

Eddie; it just happened babe, be patient

Richie; lololol ok sorry

Eddie; how's lunch going

Richie; did I not say boring??

Eddie; no, you did

Richie; well it hasn't changed much

Eddie; oof

Richie; I keep thing about yesterday

Eddie; stop

Richie; i wish we could ditch every day

Eddie; I mean tbh we probably could

Richie; wanna Ditch

Eddie; not rn.

Richie; boo

Eddie; u don't scare me!

Richie; you were screaming yesterday

Eddie; RICHARD!

Richie; yes, my love

Eddie; gtg

Eddie; crying in the club

Richie; why?

Eddie; Vic keeps texting me

Richie; what did he say now

Eddie; "so are you dating anyone atm?"

Eddie; like yes bitch, I'm happy and in love with a nerd! Please btfo

Richie; so sweet.

Richie; I'm in love with a dumbass

Eddie; fuck you

Richie; name a place and time

Eddie; u repulse me

Richie; I know for a fact I don't

Eddie; there you go with the facts again, ya big nerd

Richie; haha wow. That hurt..

Eddie; it was clever

Richie; I'll give you that

Eddie; k gtg this convo w Vic is getting good

Eddie; I'll talk about it later <3