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Thruple 66

Talk good- grace vanderwaal

Don't forget to ask questions if you wanna on If y'all h8 it/ chapter 63

Because I wanna make sure I answer all your questions:)

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Mike; my... favorite screamo band would probably be big time rush

Stan; ohmygod

Mike; ok they are Str8 Fire

Richie ; you really think all of them are straight?

Ben; haha

Eddie; James was clearly gay

Ben; Carlos never had a girlfriend tho... so its him who's gay

Richie; really? I was thinking Logan

Eddie; Logan was the only one to have the same girlfriend the entire show

Richie; fine what about Kendall

Stan; why are you both idiots

Richie; listen all I'm saying is the ones portrayed as straight are usually gay

Mike; Eddie, richie just roasted you

Richie; Eddie admitted to being 14% gay yesterday

Bev; he best make it at 25 at least

Bill; or he could just keep it at 14

Mike; EDDIE! WHERE ARE TOU?

Eddie; at Richie's

Mike; never mind then

Richie; we aren't fucking

Richie; we stopped to talk to you UwU

Stan; I hate you

Richie; you love me

Stan; yeah yeah

Bev; ben bb, don't get mad at me

Ben; why would I get mad at you

Bev; I just think that Carlos wasn't the gay one

Stan; ugh I hate you all

Stan; see you all tonight

Bev; oooOuoO yeAhh!
(A/n you are probably all reading that wrong and that makes me happy bc it's sorta an inside joke between my friends and I)

Richie; I don't want to graduate

Eddie; me either

Stan; I can't wait to get out of this shit hole town

Mike; it'll be sad tho, to leave

Stan; well yeah, but we will still all be best friends... right?

Bev; yeah sweetie. Well text everyday

Bev; or as often as we can

Mike; yeah and we still have summer

Ben; and we can skype and FaceTime

Eddie; fuck now I'm even more sad

Stan; you guys made me sad too

Stan; I'm gonna miss this shit hole

Bill; can't relate

Bev; same

Ben; me too

Mike; yeah ditto

Eddie; fuck me

Richie; babe, you typed that

Eddie; no- geez- fuck. I mean I have to stay in this awful awful town with all these dumbass people

Eddie; my mom wouldn't let me apply to colleges out of state... out of a 20 mike radius

Richie; come with me

Mike; where are you going?

Richie;well I think it's important for you guys to know I got accepted into a lot of college so suck on that

Bill; that's rude

Richie; shut it, you're a side character that is rarely shown because the author forgets about you

Bill; v v v hurtful but also v v v true

Eddie; stfu where are you going

Richie; duke

Stan; son of a bitch

Richie; oh baby I know you are going there too

Stan; yeah. Why the fuck are you going there?

Richie; to be closer to you my love

Stan; beep beep

Richie; I think it's important for you to know Eddie also just beeped me

Eddie; it's true

Bev; we love a good thruple

Mike; I thought that was a throuple

Eddie; wtf is a throuple/ thruple

Richie; a three way couple

Ben; hahaha

Bill; so you're throwing mike to the gutter?

Bill; or Eddie?

Bev; obviously mike joins me and ben

Bill; ok so I'll be alone then, gr8

Eddie; sorry... you'll find two others

Ben; it's true, you will

Bill; I'd rather not

Bev; suit yourself

Mike; wait- why can't I stay with Stan

Richie; yeah why can't mike stay with Stan

Eddie; wow

Bill; oops sorry

Bev; well nevermind then

Bev; obviously your thruple wouldn't work

Richie; you right, I'm more of a one dick guy

Ben; ..????? But-

Richie; ok, fine you're right ben, I wasn't counting my own dick

Eddie; hahah

Stan; guys!!! Go get ready!!!

Eddie; fine fine

Sometimes I forget about bill... woops🤷🏼‍♀️